my favorite one is when Homer is praying and the first line is "Dear lord the Gods have been good to me". No I don't remember what episode it was but it was one of the early ones when the show was still amazing and envelope pushing.
Favorite Simpson's Jokes?
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Report card day.
Ralph Wiggums...
"Me fail English? That's unpossible."
Ralph Wiggums...
"Me fail English? That's unpossible."
I don't watch it often, but there was a funny one where Bart did something that made his dad angry, so his dad grabbed him by the throat, ha ha ha.
"I don't know the scientific explanation,,, but, fire made it good."
When the family was in the car and Homer asked Marge to hold the wheel because he had to scratch himself in two places at once.
When Otto Man, the hippie bus driver, was seen walking out of a store at the mall named "Stoner's Pot Palace" (which sold planting pots of various kinds) and stated" That's blatant false advertising, man".
When Homer asked Marge if she remembered the time when he learned how to make wine and forgot how to drive.
When Ned Flanders was praying to God after losing his house to a tornado and was seeking answers because he "...did everything the bible said to do, even the things that contradicted the other things."
When Otto Man, the hippie bus driver, was seen walking out of a store at the mall named "Stoner's Pot Palace" (which sold planting pots of various kinds) and stated" That's blatant false advertising, man".
When Homer asked Marge if she remembered the time when he learned how to make wine and forgot how to drive.
When Ned Flanders was praying to God after losing his house to a tornado and was seeking answers because he "...did everything the bible said to do, even the things that contradicted the other things."
Not just one of the best bits of the show, but all of TV:
A Boozehound Named Barney
Shary Bobbins: It's eight o'clock, children. Time for bed.
Lisa: But we're not sleepy.
Bart: Sing us a song, Shary Bobbins.
Lisa: Yes, sing us a song!
Shary Bobbins: I've been singing you songs all day, I'm not a bloody jukebox! Oh, all right.
In front of a tavern,
Flat on his face,
A boozehound named Barney
Is pleading his case.
Barney:
Buy me a beer,
Two bucks a glass.
Come on, help me,
I'm freezing my ass!
Buy me brandy,
A snifter of wine.
Who am I kidding?
I'll drink turpentine.
Moe:
Move it, ya drunk,
Or I'll blast your rear end!
Barney:
I've found two bucks.
Moe:
Then come in, my friend.
Shary Bobbins:
And so, let us leave,
On this heartwarming scene.
Bart:
Can I be a boozehound?
Homer:
Not till you're fifteen.
A Boozehound Named Barney
Shary Bobbins: It's eight o'clock, children. Time for bed.
Lisa: But we're not sleepy.
Bart: Sing us a song, Shary Bobbins.
Lisa: Yes, sing us a song!
Shary Bobbins: I've been singing you songs all day, I'm not a bloody jukebox! Oh, all right.
In front of a tavern,
Flat on his face,
A boozehound named Barney
Is pleading his case.
Barney:
Buy me a beer,
Two bucks a glass.
Come on, help me,
I'm freezing my ass!
Buy me brandy,
A snifter of wine.
Who am I kidding?
I'll drink turpentine.
Moe:
Move it, ya drunk,
Or I'll blast your rear end!
Barney:
I've found two bucks.
Moe:
Then come in, my friend.
Shary Bobbins:
And so, let us leave,
On this heartwarming scene.
Bart:
Can I be a boozehound?
Homer:
Not till you're fifteen.
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I liked the one where Mr Burns (my favourite character) turned into a germophobic, reclusive Howard Hughes character. ?
In the episode where Marge is trying to ban The Itchy & Scratchy Show and they portray her as a squirrel character (with the big blue hair) in the next episode getting beat up by Itchy & Scratchy and homer says “Take THAT ya dumb squirrel!” As the family watches the episode together. Lol. Yeah that was pretty funny
There's a Mexican food brand named FUD.
Every time I see one of their trucks, I remember the Simpsons episode where Homer is cheating on Marge with a country music singer in the next county.
He walks into the country bar and tells the barkeep to "Duff me."
Bartender replies, "We don't drink Duff's here. We drink FUDD!"
Every time I see one of their trucks, I remember the Simpsons episode where Homer is cheating on Marge with a country music singer in the next county.
He walks into the country bar and tells the barkeep to "Duff me."
Bartender replies, "We don't drink Duff's here. We drink FUDD!"
I used to be with it.
Then they changed what it was.
Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me.
It'll happen to you!
The metric system is the tool of the devil!
My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it!
Grandpa Simpson
Then they changed what it was.
Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me.
It'll happen to you!
The metric system is the tool of the devil!
My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it!
Grandpa Simpson
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Otto: They call 'em "fingers," but I never see 'em fing. Oh wait, there they go.
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