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“I know that your hair sits atop your head as though it could sit nowhere else. I know that your figure would make a sculptor cast aside his tools, injuring his assistant who was looking out the window instead of paying attention. I know that your lips are as full as that sexy french model's that I desperately want to fuck. I know that if for an instant I could have you lie next to me, or on top of me, or sit on me, or stand over me and shake, then I would be the happiest man in my pants. I know all of this, and yet you do not know me. Change your life; accept my love. Or, at least let me pay you to accept it.” from Schizopolis.
Another one from the same movie.
“Y'know, there was a time... there was a time when I felt like an old rag with a stain you couldn't get out, and you... you were like a piece of rotting fruit on a window sill. And it was great.”
And a million more from the movie.
Such as.
"This slanderous Libel most stop racing horse do not micturate at a greater volume or frequency than non racing horses or other comparably sized mammals. "
Pretty much any line from that movie is great such as.
Do you know you're the only person here I trust but I never listen to a word you say.. Yesterday you said "appearances" I thought you said "a fear is this".
Alright I'll stop now but only because I have to get ready to go make money.
Another one from the same movie.
“Y'know, there was a time... there was a time when I felt like an old rag with a stain you couldn't get out, and you... you were like a piece of rotting fruit on a window sill. And it was great.”
And a million more from the movie.
Such as.
"This slanderous Libel most stop racing horse do not micturate at a greater volume or frequency than non racing horses or other comparably sized mammals. "
Pretty much any line from that movie is great such as.
Do you know you're the only person here I trust but I never listen to a word you say.. Yesterday you said "appearances" I thought you said "a fear is this".
Alright I'll stop now but only because I have to get ready to go make money.
Mine are Dalmer in Oh Brother Where Art Thou when they were arguing about who’s in charge and he says “I’m with you fellers”. Man, that move has a million of em! Honorable mention goes to My Cousin Vinny where Vinny says, “what is a grit”? 
My favorite rant of all time...
Do you think God knew what He was doing when He created woman? No shit. I really wanna know. Or do you think it was just another one of His minor mistakes like tidal waves, earthquakes, floods? You think women are like that? You don't think God makes mistakes? Of course He does. We all make mistakes. Of course, when we make mistakes they call it evil. When God makes mistakes, they call it... nature. So what do you think? Women, a mistake... or did he do it to us on purpose?
Do you think God knew what He was doing when He created woman? No shit. I really wanna know. Or do you think it was just another one of His minor mistakes like tidal waves, earthquakes, floods? You think women are like that? You don't think God makes mistakes? Of course He does. We all make mistakes. Of course, when we make mistakes they call it evil. When God makes mistakes, they call it... nature. So what do you think? Women, a mistake... or did he do it to us on purpose?
~Jack Nicholson - Witches of Eastwick
“I spent my whole life trying not to be careless. Women and children can afford to be careless, but not men.”
From the Godfather.
From the Godfather.
"I'm Prince Precious, rightful heir to the throne of Porno. Years ago, this planet was a veritable paradise. But Wang, a maniacal botanist whose organ was devoured by a crazed Penis Flytrap, could not tolerate the existence of so much pleasure, and so, banding together an army of the impotent and frustrated, and armed with a small but effective sex ray, plunged my palace into carnal chaos, and took it over." Prince Precious on Flesh Gordon
“What we’ve got here is failure to communicate”- Strother Martin in Cool Hand Luke.
Strother hung out with us backstage at the Old Globe San Diego in 1973. Victor Bono, Tim Matheson, and a few others lost to time.
Strother hung out with us backstage at the Old Globe San Diego in 1973. Victor Bono, Tim Matheson, and a few others lost to time.
Huh? I am not a bum. I'm a jerk. I once had wealth, power, and the love of a beautiful woman. Now I only have two things: my friends and... uh... my thermos. Huh? My story? Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi.
~Steve Martin - The Jerk
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!" ---From Dr. Strangelove
Pretty much the entire script from "Airplane!"
And I'll throw my wife's favorite in here:
"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in the world, it would be a pity to damage yours." ---From The Princess Bride
Pretty much the entire script from "Airplane!"
And I'll throw my wife's favorite in here:
"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in the world, it would be a pity to damage yours." ---From The Princess Bride
You won't shit right for a week.
~Billie Bob Thorton - Bad Santa
~Billie Bob Thorton - Bad Santa
Real Genius: "I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates who said, 'I drank what?'.
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberry.
What's the airspeed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?
Many, many more from Monty Python
What's the airspeed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?
Many, many more from Monty Python
" I'm shocked to find gambling going on" and " How careless you are to through women away like that. Someday they may be scarce."
Captain Louis Renault in "Casablanca."
Captain Louis Renault in "Casablanca."
Casablanca, someone asks Rick why he came to Casablanca, and he says, "To take the waters." And the other responds, "There aren't any waters in Casablanca." And Rick replies, "I was misinformed."
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