Jaytex, it is clear you aren't quite right, in a good way I think, but you are seriously funny and entertaining. I'm guessing you would be lots of fun to have a few drinks with while smoking a bowl or two. Best wishes for many more "one lighters".
Fabled "Sublime Smoke To Grey Ash On One Light" Alert
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I'm not sure if I've ever done it with 1 light, but I've had a handful (5-6) of 'ends in a fine, gray/white ash' smokes.
But, but, but!! You said one light! []
I only had one light turned on in the house. I did use seven books of matches, but never turned on another light. :lol:
Anthony is going on an adventure. He's going to Candy Mountain!
Charlie The Unicorn. (Don't click. You've been warned!)
Charlie The Unicorn. (Don't click. You've been warned!)
Anthony, yer killin' me, I swear. Between you two screwballs, people are going to start seeing me as normal**. TBH, I don't need the damage to my reputation!
** -- except for ccw; I don't think he's ever going to see me as anything but a loonytic.
** -- except for ccw; I don't think he's ever going to see me as anything but a loonytic.
OK, I am not a top to the bottom of the bowl kinda guy to start with. I normally smoke for 10-15 min, get ADD and wander off. So I never really try and go top to bottom in one sitting....until last evening.
Gravity fed Dorcester in my new meer. Med packed and one light.Dorcester was dried for 4-5 hours prior. I noticed right away that the ribbon was the perfect light. So I thought to myself, why not give it a shot?
So...game face on I started my quest. I must admit that I was having on "on" night. Form was good. Cadence was excellent. Zero temperature issues. I was attentive and with a slight tamp the bowl was progressing perfectly symmetrically.
About the 7th inning I knew I was on track for a no hitter and had not walked a man, so the pressure was on. It was also about this point I got a little green around the gills. As Bluto so wisely one said, "when the going get tough...the tough get going" right? I hearkened back to this thread and powered on.
Worked it all the way down to the bottom with zero stirs and only tamps. The ash? Now, I am not saying it was pixie dust fine, but there was nothing left in my hand when I dumped.
Mission accomplished....
Gravity fed Dorcester in my new meer. Med packed and one light.Dorcester was dried for 4-5 hours prior. I noticed right away that the ribbon was the perfect light. So I thought to myself, why not give it a shot?
So...game face on I started my quest. I must admit that I was having on "on" night. Form was good. Cadence was excellent. Zero temperature issues. I was attentive and with a slight tamp the bowl was progressing perfectly symmetrically.
About the 7th inning I knew I was on track for a no hitter and had not walked a man, so the pressure was on. It was also about this point I got a little green around the gills. As Bluto so wisely one said, "when the going get tough...the tough get going" right? I hearkened back to this thread and powered on.
Worked it all the way down to the bottom with zero stirs and only tamps. The ash? Now, I am not saying it was pixie dust fine, but there was nothing left in my hand when I dumped.
Mission accomplished....
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