Extreme Tongue Bite/Burn/General Pain

[schmitzbitz]

A word of warning. You know all those varieties of amazingly sour candies? Yeah; don't sit down to a bowl of them, then expect to enjoy a bowl of your favourite tobacco. Turns out sucking on those little sugar coated wonders is the equivalent of exfoliating ones tongue with a belt-sander, and pipe-tobacco just doesn't help.
Now if you'll excuse me, I am off to try and find a topical analgesic for my tongue and a new P-Lip (might as well use this as an excuse to expand the stable).

 

[pipetrucker]

LOL sorry but I find this extremely amusing. That'll teach ya to leave the candy for the kiddies.
Hope your tongue recovers soon.

 

[pstlpkr]

Turns out sucking on those little sugar coated wonders is the equivalent of exfoliating ones tongue with a belt-sander

:rofl:

Yup!

 

[olderthandirt]

Done that same thing myself so I can identify.
OUCH (-:

 

[jchaplick]

Holy crap! that is hilarious, I honestly just did the same thing. G** D*** halloween candy!!!

 

[juni]

Drinking coke does that to me too.

 

[rigmedic1]

Pipes go with BEER! Lots and lots of BEER. :D

 

[seanz]

I could never understand the logic behind eating something so sour you could suck the fart out of a dead seagull

 

[juozapas]

LOL :rofl: :clap:

 

[macnutz]

I'm also fond of sour acidic fruit flavoured candies. Thanks for the warning. :laughat:

 

[juvat270]

I could never understand the logic behind eating something so sour you could suck the fart out of a dead seagull

Now there is a post signature if I ever saw one! :rofl:

 

[mlaug]

I've had the same experience as juni with carbonated soft drinks.
Its painful and one of those lessons you only have to learn once, too.

 

[muntajab]

I read that wine cures tongue bites

 

[pipeinhand]

I fell out of my chair, held my gut and coughed up a lung laughing at that one. I am sorry to hear it but man, what a hoot.
Only thing I know of that coats the tongue is full fat milk, it what what I use to cure too much hot peppers.

 

[bigvan]

Werthers candies are a great remedy for tongue burn.