Sometimes the inclination to employ your wry, acerbic and rapier like wit can come off as mean spirited. Perhaps the OP was not feeling well and unintentionally posted something of a non- sequitur. Hope he is okay and let's cut him some slack.
If I had five dollars for every off-the-wall thing I've said, I'd invite you all to my summer home in Tuscany once Covid is over. Unfortunately my off-the-wall stuff hasn't been selling, so I don't own any real estate in Italy.