It's only silly until you find yourself in the kitchen wearing socks after waxing the floor and you hear the howling...... 8O"Luposlipaphobia is the fear of being pursued by timber wolves around a kitchen table while wearing socks on a newly waxed floor."
Now that's just silly.
Or is it . . .
Probably not....but the picture you painted in my soul has left me too flabbergasted to think straight?? 8OAm I the only one with a phobia?
You have a well grounded aversion to same. I had an Aunt who was similarly obsessed with her offspring's bowel movements.Mysophobia — Fear of germs. ...
Claustrophobia — Fear of small spaces. ...
Astraphobia — Fear of thunder and lightning. ...
Cynophobia — Fear of dogs. ...
Agoraphobia — Fear of open or crowded spaces. ...
Acrophobia — Fear of heights. ...
Ophidiophobia — Fear of snakes. ...
Arachnophobia — Fear of spiders.