I couldn't resist. Okay, what I'm actually wondering is do you have one or more smaller capacity, smaller sized briar pipes that you use fairly often? I just got from eBay a cheap Dublin second from an unnamed Italian maker that's shorter in height than my Huck Finn Cob and just a tad shorter in length (it's Billiard length). It's a small bowled pipe, and I wouldn't want one smaller, but it's very portable and gives a short smoke. I'm enjoying it, despite the misdrilled airway. (It also had a stinger but I pulled it out.)