Dining with my Super Hot Wife

[nsfisher]

I worked all afternoon to prepare this. The main course, beverage, and of course dessert.

I hope she likes it because i do not want her to get mad at me. I think she is dangerous.

 

[baronsamedi]

You have Oreos. I think it's gonna be OK! :rofl:

 

[zanthal]

I totally thought this thread was going to be started by Kevin.
:rofl:

 

[jaysin]

LOL Oreos make everything better.

looks like a hell of a meal to me

 

[papipeguy]

All the ingredients for success although you may want to go with Sprite for the mac & cheese course.

 

[ace57]

Darn good meal, enjoy! :D

 

[baronsamedi]

@papipeguy Yeah, a dark soda with mac and cheese could be overkill. Sprite or maybe Fresca would be a nice touch. The Pepsi and the Oreos are complimentary though. :rofl:

 

[hnryclay]

Fresca always reminds me of Caddyshack.

 

[buster]

My Southern relatives put dry roasted peanuts in pepsi. It's a drink and appetizer all in one!

 

[grafikchaos]

Dry roasted peanuts in Pepsi, Coke, or a grape soda is yummy.

 

[hobie1dog]

And I thought we were going to see Wifey pics. :crying:

 

[revs]

I always thought it was supposed to be peanuts in Dr. Pepper. What do I know. lol.

 

[aussielass]

Jasus wept, for a minute there I was thinking Kevin must've secretly eloped and said the fateful vows!!!
Damn it nsfisher, if you weren't a married man, I swear I'd be booking the next available flight over there - do ya know how hard it is to find a "salt of the earth" man over here. Why? 'Coz they're the best kind and they're all taken

 

[pipetrucker]

I agree, a white soda with the Mac N Cheese.

 

[mluyckx]

Nsfisher: what happened to double stuffed Oreo's my friend ?? It's valentines day ! You gotta splurge a little ;-)

 

[nsfisher]

Lol. Too much fun.

 

[aussielass]

I have to say though, I'm entirely disappointed in you - you've left some integral things off the menu such as chocolate body paint, whipped cream, strawberries etc. so you can play "Rude Food" bedtime games.
Furthermore, I'd like to see and approve the "bedroom attire" you have purchased your wife for Valentine's Day. If it's not super classy & stylish (no harlety red nylon, nasty base-metal gold finish chain straps, animal print or the like will be allowed, we can't have her dressed up like a two bit trollop), you'll be marching it straight back to the store young fella

 

[pipeinhand]

You forgot the Slim Jim to start it off. :rofl:

 

[winton]

I am glad that you went with the original oreos. Recently I saw football shaped oreos (american football). While fun during a food day at work, they would not have provided the classy meal that you are trying to achieve.
Winton

 

[nsfisher]

UPDATE: I am very happy to say, the Wife appreciated her meal and many thanks go out to all of you for your ideas for the next time. I do believe she will let me survive another day. But I can't tell you yet about tomorrow because it is Top Secret you know.