Dear USPS

[AJL67]

Thank you for handling with care.

 

[hugodrax]

It was like that when it was sent.

 

[brooklynpiper]

The boxes talk shit sometimes

 

[didimauw]

Yeah that dumb box got what it deserved.

 

[AJL67]

There was a partial foot print as well, but no need to call in NCIS, thankfully it was tins that were well packed.

 

[prairiedruid]

Postman was a field goal kicker in high school

 

[Sailingtiger]

When I have issues with the post office I think of Newman in Seinfeld, helps me calm down.

 

[AJL67]

I worked hotel security for many years when i was younger, at the marriott Long Wharf in boston I could look at the security office windows and see boxes literally being thrown off the back of the UPS truck in the loading bay, lol shit happens.

 

[JOHN72]

I have a beautiful backpack, for daily travel, for documentation, papers and stuff. When I bought it, in a famous sporting goods store in Germany. It had on the zipper area, a stain that looks like dried blood. I did not return it. Maybe the employee had an accident, when packing the item.? Or a murder, still unsolved.

 

[STP]

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

They sent me a box of these a couple weeks ago.. They usually do better than you could expect, but not that time.

 

[canucklehead]

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

He's going postal..

I'd shoot him.

 

[JOHN72]

Is that work stress?

 

[Servant King]

Is this how Sutliff Pumpkin Spice is made?

 

[maker]

I've been waiting for this package to get here for 3 days past delivery time with updates on "No access, delivery attempted, blah blah." My security cam records all people going by and no attempts have been made. He finally "delivers" it and this is what I see when I get the alert.
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I went out there and reamed him a new one. The guy can barely speak english and doesn't wear any Post office ID. So the USPS is just hiring any guy off the street to deliver packages now? The guy shot putted it up the flight of stairs.

 

[AJL67]

I have one shipped from Tampa, that's 2 1/2 hours away, for 4 days no info and it was listed as "label printed USPS waiting for parcel" even though my buddy, that I trust, said he dropped it off 5 days ago, finally got an update, that it's in South Dakota..... now it's on it's way to final destination (the movie maybe?), so far 6 days for that 2 1/2 hour trip, but USPS being awesome sent me a text saying my delivery "may be late" lol

 

[sablebrush52]

There was a partial foot print as well, but no need to call in NCIS, thankfully it was tins that were well packed.

The perp interned at UPS.

 

[maker]

I have one shipped from Tampa, that's 2 1/2 hours away, for 4 days no info and it was listed as "label printed USPS waiting for parcel" even though my buddy, that I trust, said he dropped it off 5 days ago, finally got an update, that it's in South Dakota..... now it's on it's way to final destination (the movie maybe?), so far 6 days for that 2 1/2 hour trip, but USPS being awesome sent me a text saying my delivery "may be late" lol

Same here last 2 packages have seen more of the country than I have

 

[bullet08]

I ordered walking cane from Ireland. USPS broke it in half to fit it into my mailbox. Very helpful. Then few month later did the same thing with one of my fig tree. But tree survived against the evil act. Noticed USPS no longer deliver in snow storm around here.