I love those emails you get and I love even more the Car Warranty calls you get that go like this....
Hello Mr. Condorlover we are giving you a call about your car warranty before we close the file. Press 1 to speak to one of our warranty specialists.
* click #1 *
Salesman: Hi Mr. Condorlover can I have the make, model and year of your car please.
Me: I have a 1913 Model T Ford with 200,000 miles on the odometer and I am the first owner and a new warranty would be wonderful.
Salesman: Do you have a more recent car?
Me: No.
Salesman: * click *