Creepy eBay Pipe Display Prop

[buroak]

This has to be the creepiest "pipe stand" I have have seen in an eBay listing. Someone should have asked if the stand was anatomically correct.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/UNSMOKED-Sasieni-OLD-ENGLAND-BULLDOG-176-Lovely-Estate-/331570616202?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item4d3326178a&nma=true&si=zpeYL8lfsCu7qOUZvfzEKQBhIRI%253D&orig_cvip=true&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l2557
Here is a sample from the listing:

 

[newbroom]

I saw that one too. Jimmy Fallon has a bit on the Tonight show where they use prosthesis to act out scenes.

That's what it reminded ME of.

 

[Chasing Embers]

I would be afraid to buy the pipe. What if the stand wants it back?! 8O

 

[buroak]

I saw that one too. Jimmy Fallon has a bit on the Tonight show where they use prosthesis to act out scenes.

That's what it reminded ME of.

That's funny. I did not make that connection.

I would be afraid to buy the pipe. What if the stand wants it back?! [8O]

No kidding. Those nails could do some damage.

 

[iamn8]

It reminds me of my love life for some reason.

 

[lochinvar]

No problem. You just make the Elder sign at it and crank up the flamethrower

 

[settersbrace]

I'm thinking it's one of those sex robots. "Bring the pipe, it pleases the master".

 

[settersbrace]

I'm thinking it's one of those sex robots. "Bring the pipe, it pleases the master".

 

[sorringowl]

Yeah, caught that one, too, recently. The creepy factor comes in, I think, in that if you don't look too closely, it seems like a real hand! But, a second glance and something's "off." Hehe. Nice pipe, though. Wonder if the creepiness will affect the final bid?

 

[Chasing Embers]

@Nate

:rofl:

 

[mcitinner1]

I saw this and had to look at all of the sellers items...and it just got creepier.

 

[ssjones]

Someone recently was using a "model", who appeared to be a somewhat elderly woman in a negligee. It made tehe rounds, I'm not sure it helped sell pipes......

 

[gloucesterman]

Well it certainly got peoples attention.

 

[jkrug]

That's friggin awesome! I'd love to have that hand to use as a pipe stand, the would be so cool! :D

 

[coraxsnag]

Thank you, Thing.

 

[acutabovebriar]

Is it inflatable ????

 

[jessicac]

It may be creepy, but you gotta admit, it comes in handy...
Ok, that was terrible..

 

[johnnyreb]

Maybe the seller works in QC for Real Doll as seen on HBO, and takes home some of the rejects?
https://www.realdoll.com

 

[buroak]

I am glad I was not alone in finding this creepy. I am glad I missed the listing ssjones mentioned, though I am not sure which "prop" is actually creepier.

 

[mso489]

I believe I'd pass on that pipe, thanks.