Cosmic 2016
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you guys... Shucks, but why would I want to live in a White House where I can't smoke? Ha ha!
you guys... Shucks, but why would I want to live in a White House where I can't smoke? Ha ha!
Your got that right Cosmic! Besides, you seem to be too good a guy to be in politics. Your can still kick some FDA but though if you want!
Last time something like this happened Kevin had us giving condolences for the life of slavery the newly initiated Mods are about to enter.
So, congratulations??? on the, promotion???
Maybe I'll try sending Cosmic an ice cream sundae in the mail for all his hard work.
So, congratulations??? on the, promotion???
Maybe I'll try sending Cosmic an ice cream sundae in the mail for all his hard work.
I'd vote for Cosmic.
I was also gonna say that maybe N8 is hitting the pain meds too hard, but then I noticed he'd written in italics so it must have been sarcasm!
I was also gonna say that maybe N8 is hitting the pain meds too hard, but then I noticed he'd written in italics so it must have been sarcasm!
When does SS get kicked to the curb, Cosmic? Oh and by the way, will you throw the book at Clinton, with pipe clenched in jaw? How about Cuba, do we get cigars now, or do you close the corridor? President Cosmic. I like it. Better than Doom and Gloom, +1 Coyote! Which ones doom though? :nana:
Can't smoke? Didn't Bill Clinton 'enjoy' a cigar or two in the oval office?Awww
Ha ha ha, you guys are too much.
Warren, what should I change the tittle to? I mean, if so we're going to choose one, I would have chosen what Dethmetal wrote, ha ha.
That's pretty much my one bullet. I'd hate to shoot myself in the foot with it.
But as President, I'd have to have pipestands in every office, golf tees all over the place, and my Mrs Cosmic would pick out brown crockware for all the dishes, ha ha. We'd have a First Goat, all my kid's cats, and I'd have to get an old redbone hound for the front porch.
We'd have to attack Canada... Just to get at Peck's tobacco stash. Lift the tax on tobacco, and tax granola and health foods into the organic dirt, because if they're going to get all healthy and pay less deductibles, they need to be kicking in to pay ours, am I right?
De-regulate Wall Street? Sure, remove all stop lights, stop signs, yield signs, speed limits, heck, even sand blast off all the lines on the whole Street. I'm ok with that, I'd never go into big cities anyways. I especially wouldn't drive there. My truck handles way better on gravel.
And doctors, healthcare stuff. What drives me crazy is that pediatricians and dentists are only open during school hours. So to get shots or check ups, they have to be checked out of school. Why aren't they open after school?
And, mustard... Don't get me started about mustard. Ha ha! :
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Warren, what should I change the tittle to? I mean, if so we're going to choose one, I would have chosen what Dethmetal wrote, ha ha.
That's pretty much my one bullet. I'd hate to shoot myself in the foot with it.
But as President, I'd have to have pipestands in every office, golf tees all over the place, and my Mrs Cosmic would pick out brown crockware for all the dishes, ha ha. We'd have a First Goat, all my kid's cats, and I'd have to get an old redbone hound for the front porch.
We'd have to attack Canada... Just to get at Peck's tobacco stash. Lift the tax on tobacco, and tax granola and health foods into the organic dirt, because if they're going to get all healthy and pay less deductibles, they need to be kicking in to pay ours, am I right?
De-regulate Wall Street? Sure, remove all stop lights, stop signs, yield signs, speed limits, heck, even sand blast off all the lines on the whole Street. I'm ok with that, I'd never go into big cities anyways. I especially wouldn't drive there. My truck handles way better on gravel.
And doctors, healthcare stuff. What drives me crazy is that pediatricians and dentists are only open during school hours. So to get shots or check ups, they have to be checked out of school. Why aren't they open after school?
And, mustard... Don't get me started about mustard. Ha ha! :
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I'd vote for you, even though you'd attack my beloved country. Just promise to leave everyone else's stash in tact: Peck's stash only!
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