Despite how I think of corn cobs, it is always nice to see guys who love their corn cobs get passionate about them.
Funny story... a guy at The Briary would ask Skip, the owner, to buy some corn cobs every time he would come in. Skip would always come back with something about being a high end "brairy" pipe gallery. But the guy persisted every time he came in. We could always here him from the lounge being persistent.
Then one day, Skip bought a full display of Missouri Meerschaums, just for that one persistent guy. So, we all heard him when he came in... all of us nosy old guys leaning in our seats to hear... Skip said, "your dreams have come true" as he pointed to the display.
"$11.50... for a F'n corn cob? I can get them online for $10." And the guy walked out.
We of course all burst into raucous laughter. It's rare to see Skip get flustered, but it was one of the best Briary moments. I think he still has that full display... somewhere.