They hate sharing us with wives and girlfriends and offer sales in the hopes we drive them out of our lives with another pipe. Or it could just be that I really like the sale they got going now but can't justify a new pipe. Just had to vent a bit.
Conspiracy Theory On SmokingPipes Sales
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This reminds me of a letter to a local weekly newspaper where I Iive that accused the local independent pipe shop of alienation of affection from a woman who felt her husband had been coopted by the pipe shop.
Some times a man needs to make tough choices....
Of the two, pipes will make you happy. And, my pipe never has a bad mood.
Thou sometimes is a little empty ?
braggart.
On the one hand, a pipe should never be smoking hot. On the other....
Pipes do not have periods. They perform well if packed properly. Suck on them and you get a pleasing aroma. They perform better dry vs wet.
The choice is a no brainier.
The choice is a no brainier.
I had three jokes and deleted them all for being too crass to be immortalized in print. 
I have only been through one iteration of this “12 days of Christmas” sale, but I really like it. It will work on me; I’ll be sure to check back with them every few days to see what’s next.
I have only been through one iteration of this “12 days of Christmas” sale, but I really like it. It will work on me; I’ll be sure to check back with them every few days to see what’s next.
If a pipe goes bad on you it doesn’t take the ice cube trays upon going away.
HE’S REAL SOUR OVER THIS
Dude loves ice, what can I say?
I figured he was the type to have an ice maker.. you know, rich guys. I've seen those cellar pictures.
I had one for yearssss, had to hide it from her though.
We're dating entirely different classes of women. All my exes made off with my hoodies, they wouldn't know what to do with ice in a drink.
When my first wife left, she left a sink full of dishes.. after sitting around for a day or two hating those dishes, I eventually threw them out the back door... I bought new ones. I would have rather been tortured than wash those damn dishes.