Congratulations to cortezattic!

[lordnoble]

Congratulations to cortezattic on becoming a pipesmagazine.com "Cherished Member"... The first I've seen!
Did you finally get the pipesmagazine.com shaker and martini glass set? I hear that the recipe for a martini that is engraved on the side goes like this:

Bombay Sapphire Martini, very dry, up with olives
2 oz. Bombay Sapphire Gin

1 drop of dry vermouth

1 olive (if made at home)

ice
Pour Bombay Sapphire into shaker

Extract 1 drop of dry vermouth with a clean, sterilized eyedropper.

Place drop of dry vermouth into cap of vermouth and pour drop into shaker

Add ice

Shake shit out of shaker until it is so cold it hurts

Strain into martini glass and garnish with 1 olive

:D
-Jason

 

[sparroa]

Congrats!

 

[bhpdrew]

Congratulations!

 

[romeowood]

Is this where the queue starts for the celebratory drinks? I actually just used Bombay Sapphire to overhaul my pipes...I'll report on how that turns out.

Congrats Cortez!

 

[classicgeek]

Great, now I've got that Madonna song stuck in my head and no doubt will every time Cortez posts. Cherished Member. Pfft. What's next, Material Member? Justify My Member?
Simon
PS. Congrats Cortez

 

[romeowood]

Whattayou complainin about, classic? You're a :worship: SENIOR :worship: member! I'm still a lowly dottle member...*sniff*

 

[admin]

LOL Jason.
You guys crack me up.

 

[hobie1dog]

What were the requirements for this unique title? Has he been over washing your car on the week-ends? :?

 

[menckenite]

Congrats on the title cortez! Does this mean the price of P.A. will go up now? :lol:

 

[hilojohnny]

MultiCongrats to Cortez.....a tip of the coconut hat to you!..... :worship:

 

[jcsnaps]

"Cherish is a word....." sounds like an old song. Nice work on all you add to this forum it is always fun to read your input. Thanks Cortez.

 

[cortezattic]

Mindful of the fact that this is a family-friendly website, and that the

term "Cherished Member" is already charged with phallic innuendo, I'm happy

to see that nobody has suggested that I might be cleaning Kevin's pipes. :lol:

(... although Hobie1dog was probably tempted to do so.)

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As for what honors and privileges come with my newly attained membership status,

we'll have to wait for the Official PipesMagazine.com Cherished Membership Packet

to arrive in the mail. I've already heard some talk about being taught the Official PipesMagazine.com

Secret Handshake. Let's just hope that it doesn't contain Official Pipesmagazine.com kneepads ! :lol:

 

[lordnoble]

LMAO!
-Jason

 

[fred]

What a fine thing! Good for you!

 

[unclearthur]

COOLNESS!

 

[bubbadreier]

Sorry to inform you Cortez.... but the knee pads are in the mail :D

 

[caliguy]

Congrats Cortez, well done!
As for the rest of you, you're all the craziest bunch of ne'er-do-wells I've ever met. That's why I like it here :D

 

[chuckw]

Congratulations Cortezattic. I will refrain from making crude statemants about your Member. :laughat:

 

[bytor]

I was nearly in tears after Simons comment about "justify my member".
Congrats!

 

[fhb2532]

Cpngrats Cortez, just becareful when "polishing" Kevin's pipes!