Comebacks for Anit-Smoking Nazis

[mate]

ASS: "Didn't you parents ever tell you about the ills of smoking"
S: "Yes at the same time they told me not to talk to sexual deviants, but here I am conversing with you"

 

[mate]

ASS: bla, bla, bla
S: "Isn't it milking time, you should be back in your barn"

 

[mate]

ASS: "Smoking causes birth defects"
S: "So you are blaming your parents for how you came out"

 

[mate]

ASS: "Smoking harms others around you"
S: "Thats why I lit up as soon as I saw you coming this way"

 

[mate]

ASS: "Smoking causes impotence"
S: "I think your husband jut told you that to spare your feelings"

 

[chuckw]

ass: anything said

S: Spoken sarcasticly while looking down you nose at them, "Why don't you mind your own damned business?"

Or "Are you still here?"

 

[mate]

ASS: "Your smoking is dangerous to my health"
S: "So is the Thalidomide, your mother ingested, so go nag her instead"

 

[mate]

ASS: "blah, blah, blah, blah"
S: "You know if your parents live in a place where abortions were legal, you would not be irritating me now"