Chuck Norris Memes, Anyone?
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My sister was an extra on Walker, TX Ranger a bunch of times. All day work standing around, but you got $100. Camera pans around the courtroom: There I am! There I am! He writes columns on one of my alternative media sites; good dude actually.
Chuck Norris leaves his message before the beep.
When Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mom home from the hospital.
Aliens haven't invaded because Chuck Norris.
Latin insulted Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris leaves his message before the beep.
When Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mom home from the hospital.
Aliens haven't invaded because Chuck Norris.
Latin insulted Chuck Norris.
Just watched the second flintlock video. Totally worth three minutes.
@archy: Thanks for picking up on that one; it's my favorite.
@archy: Thanks for picking up on that one; it's my favorite.
I love those Downfall spoofs, they always make me laugh out loud!
We went to Ihop on Sunday. Our local place thought it was clever to to give everyone waiting for a seat, cards with celebrity names. We were given Chuck Norris. So, I looked up a bunch of restaurant related memes. (Chuck Norris doesn't have to churn butter, he just gives the cow a round house kick and butter comes out) I went back to the greeter and told him one. When the Hostess called out name, I told another. When our waitress greeted us, I told another. When we paid, I told one more. Everyone was quite annoyed with me by time we left. (including my wife) But, the other guests laughed.
We went to Ihop on Sunday. Our local place thought it was clever to to give everyone waiting for a seat, cards with celebrity names. We were given Chuck Norris. So, I looked up a bunch of restaurant related memes. (Chuck Norris doesn't have to churn butter, he just gives the cow a round house kick and butter comes out) I went back to the greeter and told him one. When the Hostess called out name, I told another. When our waitress greeted us, I told another. When we paid, I told one more. Everyone was quite annoyed with me by time we left. (including my wife) But, the other guests laughed.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC
Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.+
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC
Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.+
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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