Chinese Investment Company to restart McClellands next Year

[mikethompson]

Great news for those missing these classics. Article is a little light on details, but I'm sure there is more to come.

McClelland Tobacco returning next year, online presence to follow

 

[bluegrassbrian]

Creative and slightly believable title..good job.

 

[PaulRVA]

Dang it I was looking forward to some lead based latakia made with sweat shop labor

 

[Dr. Van Loafer]

My heart rose with great joy and then plummeted once again to the despairs of empty tins and empty pipes.

 

[mikethompson]

My heart rose with great joy and then plummeted once again to the despairs of empty tins and empty pipes.

You are welcome!

 

[Old Smokey]

 

[didimauw]

I was NOT going to click on this thread. Then I remembered I'm a Mod, and it's my job. I can't ignore threads

Everyone behave cause I don't wanna have to come back in here.

 

[Old Smokey]

I was NOT going to click on this thread. Then I remembered I'm a Mod, and it's my job. I can't ignore threads

Everyone behave cause I don't wanna have to come back in here.

 

[jguss]

The fatal flaw of course is that without Mike & Mary whatever a reboot is it ain’t McClelland’s.

 

[mikethompson]

The fatal flaw of course is that without Mike & Mary whatever a reboot is it ain’t McClelland’s.

Did you read the article?

It clearly says there is an AI algorithm which completely mimics their choices for blending, selecting tobaccos, etc

 

[jguss]

Did you read the article?

It clearly says there is an AI algorithm which completely mimics their choices for blending, selecting tobaccos, etc

Yes, but what it doesn’t say is that in this case AI stands for Alternative Ingredients. Dark Fired is substituted for perique, and the Virginias are pulled out of a dumpster behind C&D’s factory.

 

[fireground_piper]

Yes, but what it doesn’t say is that in this case AI stands for Alternative Ingredients. Dark Fired is substituted for perique, and the Virginias are pulled out of a dumpster behind C&D’s factory.

Nice

 

[brooklynpiper]

Something for JimInks to finally give 5 stars to!

 

[Roach1]

Thats probably got some of us anxious.

 

[trouttimes]

 

[woodsroad]

Exceptional

 

[sablebrush52]

I'll believe that it's real when Elvis disembarks from his flying saucer to make the announcement.

 

[mikethompson]

I'll believe that it's real when Elvis disembarks from his flying saucer to make the announcement.

Jesse, respectfully, did you even read the article? The new Chinese owners are also working on a CGI Elvis spokesman for the relaunch.

 

[jguss]

The new Chinese owners are also working on a CGI Elvis spokesman for the relaunch.

Why bother to do that when the real Elvis is readily available?

 

[pauls456]

I feel sorry for Pipestud.