'Chief Impact Officer': Please Explain.

[alaskanpiper]

Now you make personal attacks. Go back and read what I wrote and you will see who was being emotional and”dick measuring” to use your unpleasant term.

Not meant to be a "personal attack". Sorry if I offended you. Simply hoping to return the thread to it's initial topic rather than have it be consumed by an interpersonal argument until it's inevitable doom.

 

[warren]

I'd bet most of us here are here for the humorous cross talk as the OP'S question has been well and fully answered. Now we're just enjoying the "back and forth" before the lock.

 

[alaskanpiper]

Wanted in the C-Suite: Chief Impact Officer

If lawyer and consultant Thomas Bourne had to wager on the next big thing in corporate C-suite recruitment, it would be for the Chief Impact Officer.

www.triplepundit.com

https://kennedyjobs.files.wordpress.com/2018/05/chief-community-impact-officer.pdf

 

[craig61a]

I’m 38, dude.
I also know history quite well, most likely better than you.

 

[edger]

Not meant to be a "personal attack". Sorry if I offended you. Simply hoping to return the thread to it's initial topic rather than have it be consumed by an interpersonal argument until it's inevitable doom.

Point taken and no offense taken. I’m happy to leave this issue.

 

[brian64]

This thread could use a quick lesson in how to be happy.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Soooo... Chief Impact Officer...?

 

[mingc]

Soooo... Chief Impact Officer...?

You are merely repeating the OP!

 

[bullet08]

5 pages of this thread, and still no definite idea as to what CIO is. Other than the spare isn't fit for whatever he is being paid for, and he might be a bastard in correct sense.

Oh, and dick measuring.

Time for smoke break!

 

[warren]

Ostensibly, per his employer, he is to work on determining what is "real" news and what is "fake news". So, I guess he is to be the arbiter of truth for his employer to determine for those of us deemed incapable of doing so on our own. An influencer as it were, I guess. Perhaps he is to write his own job description.

 

[warren]

BetterUp is the employer. Various descriptions of the company's purpose are found throughout the inter-web for those with an unfettered curiosity.

 

[sablebrush52]

Weird and horny Victorians, Oriental concubines, Princes, inter generational warfare, wokeness, and other fun topics, but no kitchen sink?

 

[edger]

Weird and horny Victorians, Oriental concubines, Princes, inter generational warfare, wokeness, and other fun topics, but no kitchen sink?

At least a kitchen sink would have involved pipes.

 

[craig61a]

You can’t resist the ad hominem attacks. I’m done.

The ignore button is your friend...

 

[ssjones]

Closing this one.

 

[edger]

Closing this one.

Bless you and thanks!

 

[mawnansmiff]

It's still open over here Al, did you hit the right button?

Time for bed for me, so goodnight chaps & thanks for the humour.

Regards,

Jay.

 

[boatme99]

Hello? Got in before the lock.
CIO!