The first rule of being on the crew of the Black Frigate is that you don't respond to questions about the Black Frigate.
python once had "would smoke a rabbit if he could keep it lit", so why not?Got it. Then I should be Captain of the Boss' Wife's Broken Wedding Present Sugar Bowl. I was blamed for that last week. Will that fit under my name?
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The Black Frigate captaincy came about six or seven years ago when many blamed me for getting them hooked on the blend.
Three wenches and a mug of grog to go with a bowl of Black Frigate in a clay pipe!CALLED IT!!!! Do I get a prize????
To long a title. How about "POS in the Brig". Probably sums up your situation better...Then I should be Captain of the Boss' Wife's Broken Wedding Present Sugar Bowl.