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lannarkgent

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I read this with some nostalgia. I remember the late 50's and early 60's when it seemed like every other adult male smoked a pipe. For all of the faults of that time, I think that we have largely exchanged one group of intolerant thoughts and behaviors for another set.
Far too many people in this country now, are sadly, just like her. Pipe smokers in Michigan can have a fine time finding a place to smoke.

 

layinpipe

Lifer
Feb 28, 2014
1,025
12
Frank, you and i would get along just fine! Awesome response and good on ya for putting that psycho in her place. I would have done the same.
Cosmic, i am a huge dog lover as most of you probably know from my past posts and comments, and my gf and i have 3 of our own. I leave my dogs in the car when we take them to Pet Smart or the dog park while we eat or run an errand. We of course crack all the windows and open the sunroof and use common sense judgment on how hot it is outside. I also park right in front of the place we are eating so we can clearly see them the entire time just in case. I haven't had any crazies say anything yet, but i am sure that one day i will have to put someone in their place for running their mouth to someone who doesn't want to hear it and who ain't afraid to bite back.
Common sense is a very underrated thing these days that many people ignore and do not put to use. Society is quickly becoming a politically correct playground with a bunch of pansies who live in a plastic bubble, accompanied by a lifetime supply of antibacterial wipes and respiratory masks.

 

i8ball

Might Stick Around
Jan 5, 2014
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good for standing up for yourself i had a lady get pissed enough at me when i was at the MN Renfair this year that when she asked me to stop smoking by her. which i was just walking pass and it was pretty crowded so it took a little longer i said sorry and waited for an opening right when i started walking she grabbed my pipe out of my mouth and drop it on the ground. i was so pissed i was about to punch this lady frist off dont touch my pipes second she was just rude luckly for her and me an old gentleman happened to be passing by with his pipe saw the whole thing and walked right up to her and blew probably the best ring of smoke i ever seen straight into her face. this was not the best smelling tobacco he had either but she ended up storming off and he asked hows the pipe. really made my day.

 

andystewart

Lifer
Jan 21, 2014
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Gents I'm in the train home after a long day and this thread just cracked me up! A great OP and some brilliant follow-ups. Thank you!
And I managed not to comment in Dan's (woodsroad) wife!
Andy

 
Aug 14, 2012
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I like your response. Years ago, when it was legal, I was smoking a cigarette in a restaurant, in the smoking section. A woman, on her way out the door, came up behind me unseen and punched me in the head. Them bitches is dangerous.

 

indianafrank

Part of the Furniture Now
Oct 15, 2014
950
5
Newbie, I was in a park that does not restrict smoking. I know almost every law that has to do with park reg's, and state and federal lands. They have been a thorn in my side for 37 years. It's paramount in my business and personal pursuits to understand land laws.
Trailboss, I was stationed at Davis Monthan AFB in Tucson back in the 60's. I worked in those missle silos that were scattered throughout the state.

 

andystewart

Lifer
Jan 21, 2014
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Newbie - thank you for your note and - more importantly - for the reminder that tolerance and brotherhood are cornerstones of this particular little online enclave.
Andy

 

woodsroad

Lifer
Oct 10, 2013
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22,998
SE PA USA
Newbie, those are some great assumptions that you just made. Next time, however, want to to try posing them as questions, if not looking like a total weenie is important to you.
Otherwise, carry on.

 

cosmicfolklore

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Staff member
Aug 9, 2013
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Wow, Newbie. I'm impressed. I don't think that I've ever met anyone who follows every single law verbatim. Never pulling tags off of pillows, never ever going over the speed limit, never going in through the out door. That's pretty cool, that wrong = laws.
But, for what it's worth, people like that probably won't be swayed by some act of turning the other cheek. If it did happen, and I like to think that it did, then she would have learned a lesson about minding her own business. Frank was a part of the cosmic set of events that implemented karma on her rude and bothersome personality. Frank was the hand of the gods, so to speak; divine, just. And, as far as no smoking laws go, I have never heard of a police officer being pumped up and excited about enforcing one of those. Sure, there are a bunch of laws out there, but someone has to "want" to enforce them. Just saying.
The bigger question is, will people speak of someone's meekness long after they are dead, or the rules that they broke? Which makes a better story? The act of merely choosing to start to smoke in this day in age, throws us out of the meekness category by some standards. So, live the part. Suck the marrow out of life!

 

cosmicfolklore

Moderator
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Aug 9, 2013
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Between the Heart of Alabama and Hot Springs NC
Oh, and by the logic you've presented... Rosa Parks was a law breaker. It was against the law for her to set in the front of the bus. So, was she just a criminal making black people "look bad?" How about those renegade English colonist? Law breakers? Bra burning criminals? No, we don't remember all of those meek people who followed unjust laws, but sometimes...

 

dochudson

Lifer
May 11, 2012
1,635
12
I did ask several question which were totally ignored in the rush to give the OP a pat on the back. like the divorce lawyers are fond of saying. there's his side, her side and the truth.

 

layinpipe

Lifer
Feb 28, 2014
1,025
12
OP, i'll give you 3 more pats on the back without even knowing her side of the story or the truth, just for putting a nosy individual in their place. I don't care if it was against the law to smoke there, i'm in my own damn car smoking PIPE TOBACCO. Call the cops, i'll continue to finish my bowl and you can sit there and be hot and bothered until they get there and laugh at you for wasting their time.
There should be more people like the OP who will not just ignore people like this lady, because all this does is reinforce the notion that it is perfectly fine to go out of your way to press your opinions on someone else and for them to say and do nothing in return. Everybody is entitled to their own opinion and this i respect, but when you start getting loud and projecting those opinions towards me, you will then hear my opinions, which in this case would include telling her to take a long walk off a short pier.
I can respect your side of things, Newbie, and you have every right to your angle on the situation. But so do i and to that i now bestow 12 more pats on the back to Frank. Actually, let's make it a baker's dozen and go with 13.

 

woodsroad

Lifer
Oct 10, 2013
13,199
22,998
SE PA USA
Let's keep in mind what exactly it is that we have going here on the PM Forum.
It is not a court of law. It is not a coroner's inquest. We are not taking depositions or engaging in some massively arrayed parallel social computing experiment to define and determine reality.
The PM forum is, first and foremost, a mode of entertainment. As such, the best storyteller wins. Honestly, I don't give a rodent's posterior if Frank's story has one iota of truth to it. It made me laugh, and I appreciate that.

I suggest we let him stay... we did lose Haja after all
Bingo.

We have a new target, a nucleation point, a foil, a Straight Man. We asked... and we received. Have at it.

 

wyfbane

Lifer
Apr 26, 2013
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Tennessee
Hate to use my favorite Jesse Stone quote on the gimp, but: "I'm not in the right/wrong business, I'm in the legal/illegal business."

 

indianafrank

Part of the Furniture Now
Oct 15, 2014
950
5
I’m amazed at all of the attention my post has created. My intention was never to gain attention. But I see that many of you have taken it upon yourselves to defend me against newbie. For that I thank you, however, I have never been the type of individual who would let another “fight my battles.” With that being stated I would like to address newbie myself.
You say I am looking for a pat on the back, for being a “public rectum.” I take that as a compliment. If being a “public rectum” means to stand up for a one’s belief in a country that has given us the right to do so. I feel honored to be the rectal whipping boy.
You say I may have been “looking for a confrontation” because of the way I responded. Newbie, I never look for confrontations, especially when I am peacefully smoking my pipe. Had I wanted a confrontation I would have walked, while pipe smoking into the non-smoking restaurant just down the road.
“Did I need to respond,” you asked. And my answer get’s back to what I said earlier. In America, I have the right to speak up and against any injustice that pertains to me, my family, my country, and even my enemies. Otherwise, I should move to a land that smothers freedom. Many men have died for the rights that many in this country now take for granted. I feel as though I can honor them by speaking against injustice. Telling me I cannot smoke in an area where it is not illegal, is an injustice, and I have the right to address that issue.
You say you would not “fist bump” me for what I said to that woman. Newbie, you have know idea who I am, where I came from, my background, or my families background. If you did know, you would then understand why I have never asked for a fist bump. I have never asked for anything. I’m old school. Everything in my life that I have achieved has come through my hard work. I’ve never asked for handouts, or accolades.
You posted a law that has to do with Indiana. If you had read my post, before jumping to conclusion, you would see that I live in NY. I also mentioned that I have dealt with land laws for 37 years. I know what they are, and I never break them.
Now, about posting tales on internet forums and the Barney Fife comparison. One of the concerns I have had over the past 10 years is my reputation. I have a large internet presence. I also have two websites, and I had a website forum for many years. I understand the nuances of the proper etiquette when posting on forums. Much of my time was spent moderating my forum and having to ban posters because of their incendiary or false comments. And I know what can happened on the net when lies, accusations and threats begin to infest the search engines. So the last thing I want to do is to become a Barney Fife like character by making up an “award winning tale.”
You are probably a great guy. Perhaps some day we can have a friendly meet and share a smoke. I wish you good health.
Frank

 
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