If I ever win a big jackpot at any casino, I will buy you that pipe!
My odds of winning anything at a casino are 1 in 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.
Especially with the run of crap luck I been running into as of the last 15 or 20 years.
My cloud is blacker then black.
But, That is one hell of a pipe! I love it.