Harris:
Whether the shape or blast was a bit off a bit doesn't matter a lick. You have a discerning eye for what you want and your taste is impeccable.
But, my lips to God's ear, Harris, your "Well, meh..." burners humble the rest of us and our collections.
I have some lovely pipes, but I'll take a knee and tug my forelock to yours any day of the week, brother.
Fnord