Ha ha, today has been a day of stupid phone calls.
First, I get a call from a grocery store where my youngest daughter had cashed a check. "Mr. Cosmic, we seem to have just realized that we gave your daughter $100 too much when she cashed a check here a week ago."
"How much was the check for?"
"22.50."
"...and you admit that you gave her $100 too much?"
"Yes sir, I was just wondering if..."
Phone off.
I asked my daughter about it, and she said that they took 40 minutes to cash it, no one seemed to know how to cash it, when they handed her an envelope she didn't count it till the next day, and she didn't even realize how much it was supposed to be, so she took us to the movies.
Grocer store's loss IMO.
Next, my mortgage company called to ask me for my address. I just laughed and hung up the phone. They've sold my loan to six different companies in the last two years, idiots.
Then my bank's collection department called and treated me like a thug, interrupting me, jerking me around, making me identify myself over and over, address, last four of my social, my father's name, etc... She even yelled at me when I politely interrupted her to tell her that SHE CALLED me, and I would like to know why. All of that bullying because I had a four dollar positive balance on a line of revolving credit that I had overpaid. They owed ME $4, and I was getting this treatment? Then, I guess not knowing how to handle me because I was laughing at her at this point, she got all riotously indignant with me, and asked me, "how are you going to handle this, Mr. Cosmic?"
I said, "I would suggest you sue me, ha ha!" And I hung up.
Can I get any more stupid phone calls today? Maybe the phone company will call and ask me for my freakin' phone number, ha ha!
Ugg, I need some Cotton Boll Twist in a tall chimney, now. Ha ha!
First, I get a call from a grocery store where my youngest daughter had cashed a check. "Mr. Cosmic, we seem to have just realized that we gave your daughter $100 too much when she cashed a check here a week ago."
"How much was the check for?"
"22.50."
"...and you admit that you gave her $100 too much?"
"Yes sir, I was just wondering if..."
Phone off.
I asked my daughter about it, and she said that they took 40 minutes to cash it, no one seemed to know how to cash it, when they handed her an envelope she didn't count it till the next day, and she didn't even realize how much it was supposed to be, so she took us to the movies.
Grocer store's loss IMO.
Next, my mortgage company called to ask me for my address. I just laughed and hung up the phone. They've sold my loan to six different companies in the last two years, idiots.
Then my bank's collection department called and treated me like a thug, interrupting me, jerking me around, making me identify myself over and over, address, last four of my social, my father's name, etc... She even yelled at me when I politely interrupted her to tell her that SHE CALLED me, and I would like to know why. All of that bullying because I had a four dollar positive balance on a line of revolving credit that I had overpaid. They owed ME $4, and I was getting this treatment? Then, I guess not knowing how to handle me because I was laughing at her at this point, she got all riotously indignant with me, and asked me, "how are you going to handle this, Mr. Cosmic?"
I said, "I would suggest you sue me, ha ha!" And I hung up.
Can I get any more stupid phone calls today? Maybe the phone company will call and ask me for my freakin' phone number, ha ha!
Ugg, I need some Cotton Boll Twist in a tall chimney, now. Ha ha!
