LOL
I had a similar experience last fall.
I was parked outside a local flea market waiting for the GF to come out with her haul.
A rather insidious looking young fellow came out. As he was walking past me he stopped and asked if he could have a hit.
I gently informed him that this was pipe tobacco and nothing else. I even let him smell the tin. He was actually quite polite.
He seemed to be ok, but proceeded to tell me how the security guards had kicked him out because some guy took exception to him ogling a girl and a fight ensued.
He then proceeded to tell me, and demonstrate by beating up the air, how he was going to mess the guy up when he came out.
He was quite amusing.
About 15 minutes into his tirade he spotted security making its way around the building and took off.
I told the GF and she had a mini fit over it.
Life can be interesting...