I can't quite put my thumb on why it is happening, but people are getting the incorrect impression that I'm underage.
Is it because I mentioned getting ID'd? It must be a problem with reading comprehension. I last brought it up because if I have something delivered to a rented mailbox, and I'm not there to get ID'd (the most likely outcome), then the package may not be delivered. The first time I brought it up was because my complex has draconian mail rules which involve payments and such. I guess I wasn't clear enough. If I were "much afeared" of getting ID'd, then why have I entertained several times the idea of visiting a brick-and-mortar store? Again, reading comprehension cannot be done without.
I am quite young but am of legal smoking age as of recently. And I do know how to handle a pipe based on knowledge preened from YouTube; I just haven't tried to till now due to the legality of the ordeal. Of course, that didn't stop me from stocking up on matches and pipe cleaners.