When you see that estate pipe on one of the vendor websites you frequently peruse... Buy the pipe.
I know. You'll think about it. You'll ask yourself: do I really need it? There will be the guilt. You'll actually line it up: you'll be in the cart or have your email to the vender ready. Then you'll think the better of it. You'll "do the right thing" and walk away. You'll feel better for about 12-24 hours. You'll be proud that you didn't pull the trigger.
Then, within a day or two, you'll be back. On-line. Looking at it. You may even ask your wife or girlfriend: what do you thi k of this pipe? Then the ritual will repeat. You'll walk away.
But you'll be back.
This may go on for quite awhile.
Then, one day, that pipe -- that perfect beautiful little pipe -- will be gone.
Which means, explicitly, someone else will have bought it. It's not that you begrudge them. Good for them! You'll move on.
But not really.
You'll think about that pipe. From time to time. Sitting out on your front porch smoking some other pipe. Maybe a very nice pipe. But you'll think about that pipe. And you'll kick yourself for not pulling the trigger.
So just buy the pipe.
You'll never know when you passed on the pipe that'll keep you up at night.
Buy the pipe.
I know. You'll think about it. You'll ask yourself: do I really need it? There will be the guilt. You'll actually line it up: you'll be in the cart or have your email to the vender ready. Then you'll think the better of it. You'll "do the right thing" and walk away. You'll feel better for about 12-24 hours. You'll be proud that you didn't pull the trigger.
Then, within a day or two, you'll be back. On-line. Looking at it. You may even ask your wife or girlfriend: what do you thi k of this pipe? Then the ritual will repeat. You'll walk away.
But you'll be back.
This may go on for quite awhile.
Then, one day, that pipe -- that perfect beautiful little pipe -- will be gone.
Which means, explicitly, someone else will have bought it. It's not that you begrudge them. Good for them! You'll move on.
But not really.
You'll think about that pipe. From time to time. Sitting out on your front porch smoking some other pipe. Maybe a very nice pipe. But you'll think about that pipe. And you'll kick yourself for not pulling the trigger.
So just buy the pipe.
You'll never know when you passed on the pipe that'll keep you up at night.
Buy the pipe.