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midwestpipesmoker70

Can't Leave
Nov 28, 2011
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Well, I made it halfway through the article and had to take a bathroom break. I started getting cramps just thinking about going that long between bowel movements, I guess I wouldn't make a good drug swallowing crook bwaahaahaahaa!

 

shanegreen

Starting to Get Obsessed
Feb 17, 2018
147
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Alright gents, back we go to the right direction. The cattle were stirred up by rustlers for a bit, now they have calmed down and we can get back to our pork and beans, full of fiber. Too many threads have been getting shut down I see.
There are many things poo and politics have in common other than staring with the letter p. Jay is a very nice guy as I can see, and he means no harm to anyone here. I may not agree with everything he might say in other threads, but he is nice to everyone so I see no point in arguing.

 

seacaptain

Lifer
Apr 24, 2015
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I remember being backed up for weeks in boot camp. Adjusting to going when told, when given 20 minutes for shit, shower, and shave was difficult. There were no stalls, and a line sanding in front of you watching and telling you to hurry.
That's what barracks fire watch was for - quiet uninterrupted bathroom time at 2AM. I never got used to the no stall thing.

 

shanegreen

Starting to Get Obsessed
Feb 17, 2018
147
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I used the 2 am trick, and there would always be a few people hanging out because it was the only place to go with the lights on. I heard once that the salt peter wasn't working on one fellow, and he could be found taking care of other things at night shamelessly. I did manage to sneak some puffs on a hidden cigarette, which gave me a buzz and sent me running straight to the head.

 

mawnansmiff

Lifer
Oct 14, 2015
7,681
8,274
Sunny Cornwall, UK.
Brightleaf, perhaps you should follow your own advice by filling your favourite bowl with your preferred leaf and refraining from being a thorn in the side of folks whilst putting your membership in jeopardy!
"Smoking does give me a chance to reset my perspective/emotions."
Regards,
Jay.

 

coyja

Can't Leave
Feb 10, 2018
407
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Spinning ball of dirt
I remember being backed up for weeks in boot camp.

I forget the actual day count, but it was something like a good 6-7 weeks I didn't have a single movement in bootcamp.

I wasn't even fat going in, but I weighed 149lbs of wiry muscle (and not much else) at graduation.

 

aldecaker

Lifer
Feb 13, 2015
4,407
45
During a police chase?
That's one of my pet peeves- "Oh, I don't want to get caught by the cops, so I'll put every innocent bystander in the vicinity in lethal danger." That's about the most selfish and callous thing a person can do. If, and I say IF, he did lead the police on a dangerous chase, then I don't give a damn if he busts a gut.

 

shanegreen

Starting to Get Obsessed
Feb 17, 2018
147
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Good one Jesse!Hehe.
Also, please excuse my grammatical mishaps lately. I am noticing these things a bit too late to edit. I will have to watch closer. I have some sticky keys on my laptop, and am feeling skittish about popping them off and cleaning.

 

seacaptain

Lifer
Apr 24, 2015
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Also, please excuse my grammatical mishaps lately. I am noticing these things a bit too late to edit. I will have to watch closer. I have some sticky keys on my laptop, and am feeling skittish about popping them off and cleaning.
Watch more closely. :)

 

shanegreen

Starting to Get Obsessed
Feb 17, 2018
147
0
Yes, yes sir you are correct! By the way, one of those peanuts you have been throwing just hit me in the eye!

 

shanegreen

Starting to Get Obsessed
Feb 17, 2018
147
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No, the keys aren't throwing peanuts. I perhaps should have formerly addressed the peanut gallery, or also known as the Sea Captain. The term peanut gallery came from hecklers in the theater who would often throw peanuts at the performers. He knows why I am referring to him as the peanut gallery. I need a little more forum practice I suppose. All this explaining myself is..ahem.....giving me a frog in my throat. Or maybe it's another one of those peanuts.

 

brightleaf

Part of the Furniture Now
Sep 4, 2017
555
4
BBC Rebroadcasting station. Since when do they sponsor the site? I am not turning this political, just pointing out that the BBC is political. It is sheep fodder written at an elementary grade level. Is Jay the only one that is allowed to post stories from news sites? Or is it stories that make humans look stupid and in need of a socialist government that are allowed? Why not post a story that inspires confidence in mankind? Why do you have to bring down the human race? Why do you bring down this site?

 

brightleaf

Part of the Furniture Now
Sep 4, 2017
555
4
If you hardly think, it is no surprise. He argues politics in everyone elses threads but doesn't want to be challenged for his barrage of political posts. He is a BBC spammer.

 
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