:lol: You guys are mean... albeit very amusing! Coming from other hobbies, I can certainly see where the uninitiated would expect good quality control on a small piece of wood for $115 from one of the hobby's long standing and well respected brands. And let's not pretend that aesthetics aren't even important because that is a load of hooey. It's aesthetics that allows pipes to be sold for $1000 and fly off shelves... well, that and reputation. Some folks are a bit more OCD over visuals. I can understand being excited to order a pipe, even if to many of us it is a plain and utilitarian pipe, and wanting to be impressed as you inspect it. Hakchuma, if you are someone who is aesthetically picky, most places will return and unsmoked pipe. If you haven't figured it out yet, this lot is tired of hearing about Peterson's QC. Just poke em with a stick and give as good as you get. :puffpipe: