I think he started one based on his Pete 11b ...I state again, for those in the back of the class, this Theory of Smoking Relativity:
t = t'(d/d')
is intended to be used as follows.
Time how long it takes you to smoke a pipe with chamber depth d', and calculate how long it will take you to smoke a pipe with chamber depth d -- ALL ELSE BEING EQUAL!
This requires proper use of a ruler, clock, and calculator.
If you smoke the first pipe in your usual fashion but smoke the second pipe filled with cheese and riding a roller coaster in the Himalayas, then the Special Theory of Smoking Relativity does not apply.
We need a General Theory of Smoking Relativity to predict smoking during acceleration or in a large gravitational field.
Albert Einstein’s System – Peterson Pipe Notes
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