Funny! And hats off to your wife, buck67 ... thoughtful of her to pick up a pouch of BR!
I tasted Borkum Riff Whiskey for the first time in a really long time a few weeks ago. I was at a hopelessly dull event and ducked out to see if I could pick up something to smoke (didn't have my pipe or tobacco). At the Walgreen's across the street, I picked up a $5 cob and a packet of Borkum Riff Whiskey (the most appealing option of those available behind the counter).
I had smoked BR (Whiskey, Cherry, and that low-nicotine gray label) when I was in high school and college - it was okay at the time. I was moderately pleased with the taste of the BR in the cob. Certainly better than nothing! A pretty cool smoke until I made it half way down the bowl. Then the burning and gurgling started. Ah, the memories!
Before I threw the packet in the garbage a week ago, I tried another bowl in one of my regular briars, and though the initial aroma and room note were pleasantly nostalgic, the burn started almost right away. Reminded me of one of the setbacks I had as a junior pipesmoker. I'm so glad I have access to tastier and cooler-smoking alternatives!
J