Thanks for the help, guys. Unfortunately, your efforts were all in vain.
Upon waking up, sobering up, and suffering through the resulting hangover I have come to realize that I actually am not a Viking and will not be raiding a village. Let this be a lesson to us all about the dangers of posting under the influence of excess alcohol and an overactive imagination.
For what it's worth - I believe
@mso489 had it right with "Only Tambolaka will do."
If any of this nonsense were true and I really was a badass cannibalistic Viking wanting to enjoy a smoke after a slaughter I would probably go with straight Tambolaka in one chamber of the double barrel pipe and a parfait of Black XX, Dark Flake, and Warhorse Green(land) in the other, all deeply inhaled of course. This is not something I recommend to anyone as the resulting behavior could include a bizarre hallucinatory thread such as this.
If nothing else, I hope this was at least a fun thought experiment. Sorry for the confusion.