Blend Recommendations For A Viking Raid

[Jacob74]

 

[vmaxphil]

Viking raid is it? Come along to Stamford bridge if you want a real punch up ?

 

[anotherbob]

honestly something that tastes like fish.

 

[edger]

Warhorse Green(land)!

 

[Winterreise]

Glengarry Flake ! You need some honey in your pipe for good poetry . I hope its not the one from odin fart ( if you know the legend behind that statement )

 

[jpberg]

Did Vikings have pipes?

 

[Winterreise]

Did Vikings have pipes?

No , the only thing they did smoked is fish and meat .

 

[mikefu]

GH Black Irish X or XXX. It'll get you ready for the burning tar/house/charred meat (flesh?) taste and smell that you'll be experiencing on your raid, and plenty of "pep" from the Nic. Viking Raiders blend of choice, so I'm told.

 

[wolflarsen]

Thanks for the help, guys. Unfortunately, your efforts were all in vain.
Upon waking up, sobering up, and suffering through the resulting hangover I have come to realize that I actually am not a Viking and will not be raiding a village. Let this be a lesson to us all about the dangers of posting under the influence of excess alcohol and an overactive imagination.

For what it's worth - I believe @mso489 had it right with "Only Tambolaka will do."

If any of this nonsense were true and I really was a badass cannibalistic Viking wanting to enjoy a smoke after a slaughter I would probably go with straight Tambolaka in one chamber of the double barrel pipe and a parfait of Black XX, Dark Flake, and Warhorse Green(land) in the other, all deeply inhaled of course. This is not something I recommend to anyone as the resulting behavior could include a bizarre hallucinatory thread such as this.
If nothing else, I hope this was at least a fun thought experiment. Sorry for the confusion.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Being that the Vikings were also Danes, it's ironic that the Danes are noticed for their weak nicotine and aromatic tendencies, such as with Stokkebyes and Mac Barons. So, maybe a nice Cherry Ambrosia in a Nording?

 

[Winterreise]

Not sure Nords were cannibal tho you shouldn’t trust the fantasy series Vikings , most of it come from the roman propaganda and pop culture

 

[bullet08]

How did I miss this thread? Vikings, happy and jolly fellas going around raping cows and stealing women? Why!?!? They smoked bubble gum flavored aromatic!

 

[danish]

My forefathers stole tobacco in America (Vinland) 500 years before Columbus. According to the sagas, they smoked something they named after Cartur Hallssonsdottir, afaik.

 

[edger]

My forefathers stole tobacco in America (Vinland) 500 years before Columbus. According to the sagas, they smoked something they named after Cartur Hallssonsdottir, afaik.

And Melancholy Mixture with cod...ger casing.

 

[edger]

Danehill pipes are very collectible.

 

[frozenchurchwarden]

I most definitely am a savage viking, someday I will pillage cities with an army at my back, and I will be smoking Ennerdale to complement the aroma of burning civilization.
The combination of a Lakeland with the charred landscape should make a nice English Aromatic.

 

[Ethan]

Since you aren't committed to the Viking lifestyle anymore, the origins of you victory smoke are less important. Ashton artisans blend is a good fit to the meaty, smoky...with enough complexity to keep you interested kind of tobacco.

 

[Worknman]

Definitely Hamburger Beermaster while you're grilling the dead bodies and drinking a cold one

 

[danish]

Danehill pipes are very collectible.

Exactly! As the heathens we were, we couldn't figure out what was up or down on the local pipes but the helpful native vinlanders then painted a white dot on top of our pipes for us, which increased their usability and value tremendeously. Wish my father didn't toss our old Danehills.

 

[edger]

Exactly! As the heathens we were, we couldn't figure out what was up or down on the local pipes but the helpful native vinlanders then painted a white dot on top of our pipes for us, which increased their usability and value tremendeously. Wish my father didn't toss our old Danehills.

They do float up on the east coast of Ireland occasionally, but the Irish won't be separated from their Falcons, not even by a nubile blonde maiden wielding a sword.