"A Hummer from Henry". It sounds very woke and probably compulsory reading in certain NYC schools! Thank you for all the PM's but I did not write that letter to The Sun newspapers agony aunt for my own amusement. I admit it is the sort of thing I would do but in this instance I am blameless and not the author. Although many years ago I did concoct a letter from the fictional Dagenham Fancy Sheep Breeders Society addressed to a friend thanking him for his interest but pointing out that we could not sell him a 'Submissive sheep that was quieter than average that would fit into a size 8 dress and respond to the name Susan!".
