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khiddy

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I love my MM Generals for their large size and cool smoke (I use filters with them) - I have two, one dedicated to straight virginias, the other to flakes of all sorts. I also have a Diplomat and a Country Gent, both with VF forever stems; I smoke the CG at least twice a week, usually aromatic or crossover English blends.
 
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andystewart

Lifer
Jan 21, 2014
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My father raised GMO corn, but not like today’s.

I loved to go to the fields with my Daddy.

Scots Ozark culture was maternal. My Daddy was the boss of the fields and barn and church but Mama ruled the children and the home and with an iron fist. I was on loan to my Daddy when I was out in the fields and we both knew it.

To raise and harvest corn like MM does and my father did, required first plowing the fields and discing them, then making a seed bed with a harrow.

Daddy planted Funk’s G Hybrid, he had to buy from the Farmer’s Exchange. I knew not to eat it, and the seed sacks had skull and crossbones warnings because it was coated in rat poison.

But the old time corn planters also had a hopper for phosphate fertilizer. My father’s was so old it had a seat on it where his father pulled it with draft horses.

Daddy would make big piles of seed and fertilizer bags and then go make a round on a forty acre field, which is a quarter mile square.

While he was on a round, I started throwing up fertilizer from broken sacks in the air, and playing in the dust. I was about four, and old enough to know better.

All of a sudden I couldn’t breathe.

I waved at Daddy across the field and he was watching the rows.

I knew I was going to die, and when I did Mama would kill my Daddy over it.:)

Daddy did come around, saw my distress, took me to Mama who held me while Daddy drove 90 miles an hour to Humansville to Dr Robinson and by the time I got there I was just fine, nothing wrong at all.

Dr Robinson went with us across the street to the Shady Noon Cafe where I had a good cheeseburger and some ice cream.

Hybrid (GMO) corn then might make forty bushels an acre, each bushel worth as much as two dollars ($20 in our money).

Today corn is $4 a bushel (40 cents in 1962 money) and they plant it with half million dollar tractors and harvest it with million dollar combines.

But 200 bushels an acre is almost a crop failure now.:)

Missouri Meerschaum plants 1940s hybrid corn using antique harvesters and antique sellers.

You or anybody else could make a cob pipe, but only MM has that hybrid corn.
Thanks for sharing that, Lee. Fascinating. Here in England our.farms are nothing like as big as those in the US and there are a lot of animal farms, rather than arable. Machines aren’t the monsters you have over there, although Lamborghini tractors are a thing recentl!y. Stupid waste of money - fields are too small!
 
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makhorkasmoker

Part of the Furniture Now
Aug 17, 2021
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My father raised GMO corn, but not like today’s.

I loved to go to the fields with my Daddy.

Scots Ozark culture was maternal. My Daddy was the boss of the fields and barn and church but Mama ruled the children and the home and with an iron fist. I was on loan to my Daddy when I was out in the fields and we both knew it.

To raise and harvest corn like MM does and my father did, required first plowing the fields and discing them, then making a seed bed with a harrow.

Daddy planted Funk’s G Hybrid, he had to buy from the Farmer’s Exchange. I knew not to eat it, and the seed sacks had skull and crossbones warnings because it was coated in rat poison.

But the old time corn planters also had a hopper for phosphate fertilizer. My father’s was so old it had a seat on it where his father pulled it with draft horses.

Daddy would make big piles of seed and fertilizer bags and then go make a round on a forty acre field, which is a quarter mile square.

While he was on a round, I started throwing up fertilizer from broken sacks in the air, and playing in the dust. I was about four, and old enough to know better.

All of a sudden I couldn’t breathe.

I waved at Daddy across the field and he was watching the rows.

I knew I was going to die, and when I did Mama would kill my Daddy over it.:)

Daddy did come around, saw my distress, took me to Mama who held me while Daddy drove 90 miles an hour to Humansville to Dr Robinson and by the time I got there I was just fine, nothing wrong at all.

Dr Robinson went with us across the street to the Shady Noon Cafe where I had a good cheeseburger and some ice cream.

Hybrid (GMO) corn then might make forty bushels an acre, each bushel worth as much as two dollars ($20 in our money).

Today corn is $4 a bushel (40 cents in 1962 money) and they plant it with half million dollar tractors and harvest it with million dollar combines.

But 200 bushels an acre is almost a crop failure now.:)

Missouri Meerschaum plants 1940s hybrid corn using antique harvesters and antique sellers.

You or anybody else could make a cob pipe, but only MM has that hybrid corn.
I just took a motorcycle ride through Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, Arkansas, Illinois, Missouri, Kansas and a few other states, sticking to backroads all the way. I was amazed at the amount of corn being grown. In the past I would see it rotated with soybeans and other crops. This time it was corn, corn, corn with the most in Illinois and Missouri, but nevertheless it was like anybody who could grow corn was. When I finally entered wheat country, I felt somehow they wished they could grow corn. It’s all the “new” type they plant so much denser than they used to. It was something to see, but a bit ominous somehow
 
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Briar Lee

Lifer
Sep 4, 2021
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I just took a motorcycle ride through Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, Arkansas, Illinois, Missouri, Kansas and a few other states, sticking to backroads all the way. I was amazed at the amount of corn being grown. In the past I would see it rotated with soybeans and other crops. This time it was corn, corn, corn with the most in Illinois and Missouri, but nevertheless it was like anybody who could grow corn was. When I finally entered wheat country, I felt somehow they wished they could grow corn. It’s all the “new” type they plant so much denser than they used to. It was something to see, but a bit ominous somehow

That corn is ridiculously cheap at $4 a bushel.

It costs $400 a bushel —-input costs—not land or tractors or machinery or anything else—-there’s an acre of land and what does it cost to plant corn—pure input costs.

And in a good year, there may be 250 bushels an acre—-$1,000. Or even 300 bushels—$1,200.

But let’s say, it’s $10,000 an acre land.

You get $400 an acre return interest in the bank if you sell. Safely. FDIC insured.

And if you pay 6% interest then it costs 600 an acre interest.

This is before we buy half million dollar tractors and million dollar combines.:)
 

Sig

Lifer
Jul 18, 2023
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I just took a motorcycle ride through Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, Arkansas, Illinois, Missouri, Kansas and a few other states, sticking to backroads all the way. I was amazed at the amount of corn being grown. In the past I would see it rotated with soybeans and other crops. This time it was corn, corn, corn with the most in Illinois and Missouri, but nevertheless it was like anybody who could grow corn was. When I finally entered wheat country, I felt somehow they wished they could grow corn. It’s all the “new” type they plant so much denser than they used to. It was something to see, but a bit ominous somehow
Ethanol.
 

wyfbane

Lifer
Apr 26, 2013
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Tennessee
40% of US corn is used for Ethanol. 40-45% is used for animal feed. Sweet corn is a small percentage. I have historically been very Anti -Ethanol, as it gunks up every motor it's put in and is more subsidized than US Steel. I need to just stfu, though, since around here 80% of the farm land does a corn/soybean rotation with an occasional round of winter wheat if the soil can take it... my own meager 16 acres included. lol