Best Tobacco for Cannibalism

[deathmetal]

My neighbor, see, he's a passive-aggressive git. Always posing like he knows something, when all I want is for him to not leave his trash cans on the part of our lawn I need to mow (he can leave them on any other part of the lawn for all I care; he'll want them eventually, I think... I guess). Always reverting to his clique, telling me how I am uneducated, crass, simplistic, and just irrelevant. I've had enough of it. Tonight he dies by the shovel and his corpse is going to roast on the barbecue.
So:
1. What are some good recipes for pork?

2. What's a good tobacco to go with cannibalized human remains?
Asking in a hypothetical context.

 

[aquadoc]

Billy Budd to block the malodorous waftings from the burning fat. IMHO. A strong Latakia blend, in any case.
Oh, for the pork you need a rub of Chipotle pepper, black pepper and a lot of garlic.

 

[prndl]

I'm thinking more along the lines of a Glock and a vegan diet.

 

[zack24]

As a mod, when we see threads like this, our first reaction is WTF- who could possibly be starting this thread- yep, it’s Deathmetal....If you want the most amazing, slow smoked goodness- throw it on a Big Green Egg at 275 for a few hours...

 

[dcrguns]

Meat smoked with copious amounts of garlic salt and pepper is all you need. Smoked PORK ribs this weekend and they were excellent.
In my pipe was Dreams of Kadath. Excellent combination.

 

[didimauw]

I knew exactly who started this thread, before I opened it.
I'm going to say Carter Hall, but just because that's always my response. :D

 

[lazar]

As a mod, when we see threads like this, our first reaction is WTF-

I wish your second reaction would be to delete it. I used to think of this as one of the classier pipe forums, but this kind of crap just lowers the tone IMHO.

 

[saltedplug]

I must admit that cannibalism is my favorite choice for a lower tone. So far I see no evidence of such tone crossing into bad, bad taste; rather it is an outrageously good example of bad taste; especially, roasting the next door neighbor on a spit while considering the best tobacco for this succulent occasion.
Why do we have to be proper all the time? And after all, this is the internet where bad taste is required.

 

[sablebrush52]

I'm thinking Vermont Meat Pie?

 

[ashdigger]

^^^ this

 

[josephcross]

Blood Red Moon

 

[aquadoc]

Sable wins!

 

[jvnshr]

I knew exactly who started this thread, before I opened it.

Yeah me too. And I knew that I am going to close it, because it makes no sense.