Best eBay Pipe description Ever

[danielplainview]

Somebody buy these pipes before he's thrown in the doghouse.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/nos-wood-old-vintage-new-smoking-pipes-different-styles-low-shipping-/221870676594?hash=item33a885da72

 

[seacaptain]

Man that's some crappy construction and heavy varnish/paint.

 

[sablebrush52]

The man's gotta do something! The wife's wandering around naked and it's scaring the horses!

 

[Waning Embers]

Mmmmm..... Make her get a job?

 

[aldecaker]

I don't know what they are, other than horrible.

 

[misterlowercase]

It's pretty hard to beat this one,
"Worlds Worst Smokers Pipe !!"
And the glorious pictures are still there!

:P

http://pipesmagazine.com/forums/topic/the-ugliest-pipe-have-ever-seen-please-buy-it

:!:

 

[fadingdaylight]

That's funny.