Oh man, this is a thread near and dear to my heart.
I'm the least mechanical person I know but I do know how to read and follow instructions and there's so many great guides available on the net to walk you through the cleaning processes. The only supplies I've had to purchase were micromesh pads, carnuba, non-iodized salt and the incredibly deadly Everclear.
With a nod to Harris, the great English names are all available for a song and you're buying burners from companies that bought old wood to begin with and then aged it for another 25 to 50 years. Or, go find a Jost or a Fred Diebel burner - two amazing but long gone Missouri pipemakers - and enjoy some century old Algerian briar. They're easy on the wallet, at maybe 15 bucks a pop, but long on satisfaction.