Be Careful Where You Go For Tequila Tasting

[shanez]

Don't fall for this guy's scam:

 

[STP]

Instead of a worm, you get a gator

 

[Skyfall]

That’s a croc not a gator.

 

[shanez]

That’s a croc not a gator.

How to tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile:

One you'll see later, and the other you'll see in awhile.

 

[georged]

Crocs are no biggie.

When they bite your schnozzle, just lift 'em out of the water and swing 'em hard against a tree trunk.

Problem solved.

 

[Gerald Boone]

Don't fall for this guy's scam:

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Would love to know the backstory. I am guessing someone stole some tequila from him so rather than keeping the liquor locked up inside, which involves no cost; he chose to do this. Or maybe this is a restaurant/ bar where you can dine and view reptiles. Either way I'm going to Cracker Barrel; no wait not going to Cracker Barrel anymore.

 

[Chris T]

Would love to know the backstory. I am guessing someone stole some tequila from him

Oh. See, I was as assuming the croc put up the sign...

 

[huntertrw]

Instead of a worm, you get a gator

That’s a croc not a gator.

An agavedile?

 

[huntertrw]

 

[shanez]

Would love to know the backstory. I am guessing someone stole some tequila from him so rather than keeping the liquor locked up inside, which involves no cost; he chose to do this. Or maybe this is a restaurant/ bar where you can dine and view reptiles. Either way I'm going to Cracker Barrel; no wait not going to Cracker Barrel anymore.

The tequila tasting is a legit place. It's on Isla Cuale in Puerto Vallarta. There's a great Cafe there too. The croc is a completely wild animal that just happened to make a great photo opp.

 

[VDL_Piper]

They’re just big dogs

 

[renfield]

That guy’s nickname will be “Stumpy” any day now, if he’s lucky.

 

[georged]

They’re just big dogs

Until Steve Irwin corralled a bunch and began to observe them long term, biologists figured crocs were not much smarter than snakes or lizards.

Today, they say they're right up there with dogs. Capable of coordinated action, primitive tool usage, etc.

(And people wonder why the north coast of Oz is so sparsely populated) nom nom

 

[bullet08]

Had a friend. He had two brothers. All three of them are not allowed to drink tequila when we used to go drinking. Everytime they had tequila, we always pray for the police officers before we get our collective asses kicked to next week by any bar patrons in the bar we enter. They liked talking.