Badge Info for smokingpipes.com?

[OneGoodBulldog]

So, I'm just looking at my profile here on SP and I notice I have a badge that gives me 5% off my next order. Pretty neat but I can't find any information on the different badges or how to get them. Could someone help a guy out here? It occurs to me that I could just email them and ask, but... I already emailed them today to gush about my tobacco order arriving like a schoolgirl who just discovered boys, so...

Besides, it might be handy to have an easily accessible list on this site. Might save the guys and gals over in South Carolina a few awkward emails from some blushing young smokers...

 

[Waning Embers]

So, I'm just looking at my profile here on SP and I notice I have a badge that gives me 5% off my next order. Pretty neat but I can't find any information on the different badges or how to get them. Could someone help a guy out here? It occurs to me that I could just email them and ask, but... I already emailed them today to gush about my tobacco order arriving like a schoolgirl who just discovered boys, so...

Besides, it might be handy to have an easily accessible list on this site. Might save the guys and gals over in South Carolina a few awkward emails from some blushing young smokers...

 

[craig61a]

The more you buy, the more you get. The one that matters is the VIP, it allows you a discount on certain pipes.

 

[mikethompson]

Pretty clever marketing if you ask me. If only they had a cheapskate badge....

 

[BarrelProof]

Pretty clever marketing if you ask me. If only they had a cheapskate badge....

I wish they had one for “Searched for Savinelli 316 x number of times.”

 

[mikethompson]

I wish they had one for “Searched for Savinelli 316 x number of times.”

"You've Looked At Dozens of Pipes But Haven't Bought Anything"

Also the "Vocalist Badge" where you keep looking at that 1981 Dunhill microphone

 

[mso489]

How about the "Customer for Ten Years and Never Opened An Account but Always Checked Out As A Guest" badge? Hence never heard about the badges I guess.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

I have no idea how the badges are earned, but I do notice that if I only buy LOTS of tobacco from them they only gave me badges that give me discounts on pipes, probably to entice me to buy other things from them. I wonder if you only buy pipes, do they give you discounts on tobacco?

 

[BarrelProof]

I have no idea how the badges are earned, but I do notice that if I only buy LOTS of tobacco from them they only gave me badges that give me discounts on pipes, probably to entice me to buy other things from them. I wonder if you only buy pipes, do they give you discounts on tobacco?

I’ve got no clue, but it’s obvious to me that some folks on there have spent piles of money on that website. I’d hate to total up what I’ve spent there in the past year, and I only have 6-7 badges.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

I’ve got no clue, but it’s obvious to me that some folks on there have spent piles of money on that website. I’d hate to total up what I’ve spent there in the past year, and I only have 6-7 badges.

Yeh, instead of paying state taxes, they just 1099 me.

 

[OneGoodBulldog]

Thanks for the replies folks! This is perfect. Now I can pretend these badges are video game achievements and get grinding!