I called the studio this morning and discovered that that very common occurrence with firing sculptures happened: the Cthulhu idol blew up in the kiln. Not to worry though: the pieces might be repaired with epoxy and Bondo, then spray painted. But I'm going to bring home some clay and possibly made a new idol without the ruse of making it in the studio, using the exploded version as a model. So all is not lost, merely postponed. Aw well, these things are common in the ceramic world.