Psssh. You haven't heard of the guy who has a half dozen triplets.Welcome, and can I just say that '1.5 dozen' is the most complicated version of 18 I have ever come across! I kind of want to use it in other context's now, like "I saw a really scary movie the other day, I can't believe it was only rated M, it certainly felt like an R-1.5 dozen."
Beats the keel-hulling I was expecting after @Rustamgtx intimated that I’d joined a band of Caspian Sea raiders; genteel pirates indeed!You will need to endure a 15 minute flogging by churchwarden from each forum member to be fully initiated back into the group. We can only hope this will discourage you from committing a future betrayal.