Associations By Smell

[puff_not_snuff]

Have you ever been walking on the street and you see an attractive lady just as a garbage truck goes by?

 

[anotherbob]

usually I walk on sidewalks.

 

[Waning Embers]

It's not coincidence, it's the universe telling you to walk away.

 

[Old school 33192]

No but I past a lady one time and smelled a garbage truck

 

[puff_not_snuff]

No but I past a lady one time and smelled a garbage truck

Did she think it was you?

 

[Sweet Home Alabama]

Have you ever been walking on the street and you see an attractive lady just as a garbage truck goes by?

What garbage truck??? Lol!

 

[BROBS]

I sometimes smell my grandparents house at certain times. Not sure what combination of smells makes it.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Along the same lines, don’t hit on the cute chick working at the fish market. No amount of scrubbing gets that smell off.

 

[Sweet Home Alabama]

I sometimes smell my grandparents house at certain times. Not sure what combination of smells makes it.

They had an old Chevy van, my grandparents, that smelled like old farts.

 

[Sweet Home Alabama]

Hazel and I were laying on the couch watching TV when she started passing gas. I got up and put her in the crate.

 

[Morrison Jeremiah]

Along the same lines, don’t hit on the cute chick working at the fish market. No amount of scrubbing gets that smell off.

She was only the fishmongers daughter, but she .... .. ... .... and said fillet.

 

[anotherbob]

Along the same lines, don’t hit on the cute chick working at the fish market. No amount of scrubbing gets that smell off.

yeah but that's only because she had to chase you off by slapping you with a mackerel. Otherwise the smell comes out. (pro tip hand sanitizer works for it.)

 

[cosmicfolklore]

yeah but that's only because she had to chase you off by slapping you with a mackerel. Otherwise the smell comes out. (pro tip hand sanitizer works for it.)

Sanitizer makes my penis burn.

 

[hoosierpipeguy]

I’ve walked by fish markets and thought there was a hot chick nearby.

 

[anotherbob]

Sanitizer makes my penis burn.

dab don't slather. Seesssh.

 

[puff_not_snuff]

It happened again. I went into a supermarket a bit earlier and as my door was opening through the glass of the exit door I saw what I thought might be an attractive woman. I was about to scan her eyes just as a wretched low hanging smell like musty rotten kiwis entered into my memory intertwined with her.

 

[Duck]

Along the same lines, don’t hit on the cute chick working at the fish market. No amount of scrubbing gets that smell off.

I'd always wondered what attracted my grandfather to my grandmother.

 

[Grangerous]

I'd always wondered what attracted my grandfather to my grandmother.

Ain’t that the truth. Down the line it makes a baby so ugly he has to be breastfed through a straw.

But… there’s a cup for every saucer, I guess.

 

[edger]

Along the same lines, don’t hit on the cute chick working at the fish market. No amount of scrubbing gets that smell off.

IBTL (In Before The Lox)

 

[Duck]

Ain’t that the truth. Down the line it makes a baby so ugly he has to be breastfed through a straw.

But… there’s a cup for every saucer, I guess.

You've met my cousin then?