As Long As I Have My Pipe

[didimauw]

We were child free last Saturday, and the wife asked me if I wanted to watch a movie. I rolled my eyes because she knows I Hate Watching Movies. Before I could even complain, she says "Who cares, you can just smoke your pipe anyways". I kind of stood back, and thought to myself "She's right".
Turns out, a movie didn't sound so bad after all.
I'll do just about anything, if I'm allowed to smoke.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Yep, I love movie nights. I pack my pipe and let my eyes roll back in my head paying no attention to the movie as I just enjoy my pipe.

Heck... "Put whatever movie you want on, baby. I love your taste in movies."

Char, tamp, light...

 

[didimauw]

Exactly! The wife asks " What did you think of the movie?"
"Tasted great!"

Wait what were we talking about again?

 

[chalbach72]

Happy wife, happy life
I agree, as long as you have a pipe in hand, all is well

 

[styler]

Ah, you lucky people who get to smoke inside. I doubt my wife would fancy a film night in the middle of our garden

 

[indianafrank]

Ah, you lucky people who get to smoke inside.

I would give the left one to smoke inside.

 

[mso489]

A pipe is a true consolation. Yes, sometimes a "good" movie is just more of life's troubles.

 

[hawky454]

How does one talk their wife into letting one smoke inside?

 

[jpmcwjr]

Just do it!
But there may be consequences....
I smoke inside, but when she's not in the house, which is quite a bit. Right now, I am outside in an overcoat, and it's very pleasant. A Rossi filled with Balkan Supreme, dog sniffing the yard, well workers installing the pump for my new well not far away. Life is good!

 

[cosmicfolklore]

How does one talk their wife into letting one smoke inside?

I don't even know where to begin explaining the wrongs in this sentence. Ha ha.
If I had to smoke outside, I would never come inside... since if I am awake, the pipe is burning.

 

[captainprophesy]

HER : (Reboot. Reboot. Reboot.)

:rofl:

 

[didimauw]

I'm lucky, my wife is a cig smoker, and hates winter. So with the nice weather coming, there won't be much smoking inside.