There is a young up-and-coming carver whose work I quite like. He often posts pictures of pipes in progress on a well known social network. One particular pipe caught my eye, though in the picture it had yet to be stained and needed some final finishing.
I sent him a message and said, "Hi, I am interested in purchasing that pipe if it is for sale. If it is for sale flip me a pic when it is done."
He replies telling me what a wonderful pipe it is and how he thinks it is just beautiful.
I said "Awesome, can you send me a quick pic when you have a minute because I am really interested."
He replies and says (and I am paraphrasing here because there is a clear language barrier): "I don't know if that is possible. Taking pictures of the pipe would take me an entire evening. I think it probably makes more sense just to send it to smokingpipes along with the rest of the pipes I am working on."
So how does one respond to that? I felt like saying: "A whole evening? really? Uh, point your fucking phone at the thing and press the send button. I already told you I liked the shape and stem. I just want to make sure you didn't carve a gigantic testicle on the left side and then stain it aubergine. The worst I can say is no, I don't like it, and then you send it to smokingpipes along with all the other pipes which is what you say you are doing now anyway."
I didn't say that. I didn't know what to say to a man who won't take yes for an answer.
Peck out.
I sent him a message and said, "Hi, I am interested in purchasing that pipe if it is for sale. If it is for sale flip me a pic when it is done."
He replies telling me what a wonderful pipe it is and how he thinks it is just beautiful.
I said "Awesome, can you send me a quick pic when you have a minute because I am really interested."
He replies and says (and I am paraphrasing here because there is a clear language barrier): "I don't know if that is possible. Taking pictures of the pipe would take me an entire evening. I think it probably makes more sense just to send it to smokingpipes along with the rest of the pipes I am working on."
So how does one respond to that? I felt like saying: "A whole evening? really? Uh, point your fucking phone at the thing and press the send button. I already told you I liked the shape and stem. I just want to make sure you didn't carve a gigantic testicle on the left side and then stain it aubergine. The worst I can say is no, I don't like it, and then you send it to smokingpipes along with all the other pipes which is what you say you are doing now anyway."
I didn't say that. I didn't know what to say to a man who won't take yes for an answer.
Peck out.