From: lyris@wood.lyris.net
Subject: THIS is TRUE #797: 20 September
Date: 25, September 2009 11:00:00 PM GMT-04:00
COMPULSORY FLORIDA STORY: The headline alone is attention-getting: "Woman
Arrested for Using Air Freshener". The parties were not named, but a
woman called police because a neighbor objected to her smoking, and
demonstrated that by spraying the back of her head with air freshener
for almost a full minute (Glade Potpourri brand, if you must know). The
assailant allegedly said, "I will do it again, and take it to the
Supreme Court because I have the right to breathe fresh air," the
police report said. Officers arrested her for battery. The town in
Florida? Niceville. (Northwest Florida Daily News) ...Next stop:
Smackover, Arkansas.
Subject: THIS is TRUE #797: 20 September
Date: 25, September 2009 11:00:00 PM GMT-04:00
COMPULSORY FLORIDA STORY: The headline alone is attention-getting: "Woman
Arrested for Using Air Freshener". The parties were not named, but a
woman called police because a neighbor objected to her smoking, and
demonstrated that by spraying the back of her head with air freshener
for almost a full minute (Glade Potpourri brand, if you must know). The
assailant allegedly said, "I will do it again, and take it to the
Supreme Court because I have the right to breathe fresh air," the
police report said. Officers arrested her for battery. The town in
Florida? Niceville. (Northwest Florida Daily News) ...Next stop:
Smackover, Arkansas.