Anti - Smoking Nazis

[mate]

I am going to post my Politically Incorrect Rants about the Anti Smoking Nazis here and my Militant and Guerrilla Warfare Tactics against these Holier Than Thou, Broomstick Up The Bum, Need to Get A Life, Or Have Sex At Least Once A Quarter, Uptight, Boring, Single Digit IQ, Excuses For Human Beings.
Please add your stories and personal anti-anti Smoking Stories..............
We have to start fighting back

 

[python]

If I posted what I really want to say about and call the Antis, I would have to ban myself. LOL
I do agree that we have to start fighting back!

 

[mate]

I frequently tell them.
"At least I smoke here, unlike you that will be smoking in the hereafter"
Problem is most of them don't appreciate the insult

 

[admin]

You know, I never liked Nazi’s much. They conjure up images of things that are unpleasant and most distasteful. And what were Nazi’s but arrogant, bullying, angry people with the belief that they were superior and knew what was best for everyone else.
Hence the Smoke Nazi.
The term really fits those zealots who are hell bent on ending the evils of smoking for the entire world. They are self righteous and have zero tolerance for other people’s views. Yes, they know what’s best for us. Yes they are here to save you and I from the perils of disease and other nasty things they think might happen if we continue on our path of annihilation.

 

[admin]

But what if I don’t want to be saved?
Well, whether you like it or not, they are here to save us all from ourselves, because we are obviously all too damned stupid to make conscious and intelligent choices when regarding our own lives. Oh thank you Mr. Smoke Nazi – thank you so much for playing God. Oh, thank you for saving my fellow man from the perils of second hand smoke by outlawing smoking everywhere - just to save my sorry ass. Thank you especially for eliminating smoking in public parks and golf courses, where there are wide open spaces and gazillions of gallons of fresh air for everyone to breathe. Thank you for not letting me smoke in my car, that was awfully considerate.

 

[admin]

Oh, now I can’t forget, thank you so incredibly much for not allowing bar and restaurant owners to not have smoking in the places that they own and pay for. It is so appreciated that you have trampled on their constitutional rights told them what they can and can’t do, and instructed them on how to conduct business. And again, you are doing the kind deed of saving us local citizens from ourselves because we are just too goddamned moronic and bone-headed to make a clear choice of whether or not to walk into an establishment that allows smoking.
Gosh, you people are just what the doctor ordered ... Not!

 

[admin]

Oh, hey Nazi person. While you’re at it, keep pressuring the government to raise taxes on tobacco. No, really, great idea. You’ll make smoking so expensive that the world will have to quit. And then, the billions that are raised in tax revenues each year will just have to come from somewhere else. Maybe more can come out of your salary? I mean, you don’t really give Uncle Sam enough of your hard earned dough, do you? Come on, you’re a patriot with all your do-gooder politically correct smoke killing work. I’m sure you wouldn’t mind shilling out a little more money since there won’t be any evil smokes to raise the dough to cover the costs of running this fine nation of ours. I can see you’ve thought this whole thing through.

 

[admin]

Okay Mr. person who wants to play God so bad. The gloves are off and I’m going to punch your face in. No, really, you annoy the hell out of me. Stay out of my personal life. You can educate to kids, that’s well and fine. Sure, pregnant mothers shouldn’t puff. But please don’t tell a grown up what he can and cannot do – especially if it isn’t hurting anyone around him. Oh please don’t hand me your second hand smoke horse-crap again. Please produce a death certificate of anyone who has gone on record of dying from second hand smoke. You can’t, because it doesn’t exist. And now you are touting THIRD HAND smoke! Good lord, people getting disease and dying from smelling a carpet or a sweater. Are you completely mental? Next will be the dangerous effects of fourth hand smoke from watching someone on TV or in the movies having a smoke. Then we’ll have fifth hand smoke which will derive from people just talking about it. God please save us all from the impending apocalyptic doom.

 

[admin]

Hey Smoke Nazi… you’re a smug, angry turd and I don’t really like you very much. You want to take away my passion and my love and that is not going to happen - you hear me? Yeah, yeah, yeah, Mr. Parrot, just keep squawking the same rhetoric over and over and over: Smoking is bad for you. Hey, you drink soda? Eat meat? Munch on chips? Take a sip of booze or two? Scarf a Jelly donut once in a while? Take a hit of reefer in the past? Yeah, I knew you did.
Of course you realize that stuff is all much safer than pipe smoking. Hey, you ever breathe in bus fumes or walk around the big city? How about drink a little tap water?
Bro, I hate to tell you, but you haven’t got much longer to live and I suggest you start smoking pipes and learn to live your life a little.

 

[admin]

That was one of my articles published elsewhere.

 

[mate]

Changing my handle from Mate to Dr. Frankenstein
I CREATED A MONSTER

 

[mate]

The Sec. Of State, Hillary Clinton is an avid Anti-Smoking politician, but I wonder if this was always so or if she developed a hatred for tobacco, after Bill & Monica became Cigar Lovers.
I always had a fantasy of using Hillary's forehead to knock out the dottle in my pipe.

 

[phage74]

The Sec. Of State, Hillary Clinton is an avid Anti-Smoking politician, but I wonder if this was always so or if she developed a hatred for tobacco, after Bill & Monica became Cigar Lovers.

hahahaha

 

[dunendain]

I live in southern Ca. That is almost enough said. The town I live in, it is still legal for me to sit on my top floor apartment, breath in the smog and smoke my pipe. Just a few hills separate me from Calabasas Ca. where it is illegal to smoke anywhere in public. Talk about Nazis. Real stormtroopers. Late at night when I hear the coyotes howl, I swear I can just feel the bastards coming.

 

[mate]

We could feed the Anti Smoking Nazis to the Coyotes
Though I hate to be cruel to animals
Come to think of it good old Bill preferred a diet of Monica to Ms Anti Smoking Nazi, so the Coyotes would probably turn up their noses at them too.........

 

[dunendain]

Yeah Coyotes are picky eaters. Rabbits, birds, cats , small dogs, but no PIGS.

 

[python]

Here is some more BS! I can't believe how petty the antis are getting.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32626972

 

[mate]

People this uptight definitely need an enema
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tobacco_smoke_enema

 

[mate]

Every year around this time the Government in T&T broadcast their budget for the coming year. Its usually a way to either get more money from us poor sods, or buy votes when an election is coming up.
Yesterday was budget day, and as expected Tobacco and Alcohol Taxes were increased by 30%
Personally this hits me badly.
I buy my pipe baccy in USA and have it sent to Miami, so I am paying whatever State and Federal Taxes apply
My Additional cost are
1) Shipping to T&T

2) Duty on (Cost + #1)

3) VAT on (Cost, #1 and #2)
So it really adds up, a tin of baccy at US$7.00 gets up to close to US$14.00 by the time I get it.........
And this will increase with the new duties added yesterday. And for what?
The Roads here are full of pot holes.

Every house needs a Tank and Water Pump as the water supply is irregular at best.

Public Transport is a Joke.

Health Care, a few months ago the wife fell down and I took her to the closest Hospital for x-rays. It was closed for the day

Schools, leak, don't have adequate plumbing or facilities, some have even been known to fall down with the students inside.

National Security and Police. We are now considered the Kidnap Capital of the world, a population of 1.4 million and an average of

10 murders per day
But at least I have the constellation of knowing my Tobacco Taxes are well spent, as every politician can afford, a Black Mercedes and SUV, live in a house that cost around 10 million, and got to shop in Miami and NY for wide screen TV and other electronic devices almost every other month. Of course they travel on the State Owned Airline, for free. When the Airline goes broke they close it down, fire any one the need to eliminate, then start it up with a whole new name. As they have diplomatic status they don't pay duties and VAT like us mere mortals.
IT IS SO GOOD TO KNOW THAT THESE PEOPLE HAVE MY INTEREST AT HEART.
So I sleep soundly at night knowing my baccy taxes are being put to good use.

 

[python]

That sucks Mate.
Government officials are some of the greediest people on earth. Enough is never enough for them and they just want to keep taxing people to line their pockets.