Let me say right up front that I hate going to supermarkets. However, one rainy day a couple opf weeks ago my wife wanted to go to BJ's for some supplies. I figured that I could load the car faster than she can so I said I'd suck it up and take her.
As I was standing at the head of one aisle she called out to me and asked if I wanted soft or super strong bathroom tissue. Immediately 10 people stopped and looked at me awaiting my response.
I said, "That depends; what are you making for dinner." Wife yells back, "Pork and sauerkraut."
Now 15 people are watching me in anticipation.
"You'd better get the strong stuff."
The men nodded their approval and the women guffawed while I slunk down another aisle vowing to never do this again.
As I was standing at the head of one aisle she called out to me and asked if I wanted soft or super strong bathroom tissue. Immediately 10 people stopped and looked at me awaiting my response.
I said, "That depends; what are you making for dinner." Wife yells back, "Pork and sauerkraut."
Now 15 people are watching me in anticipation.
"You'd better get the strong stuff."
The men nodded their approval and the women guffawed while I slunk down another aisle vowing to never do this again.
