Anecdotes from beyond. What's your most compromising anecdote?

[Wet Dottle]

When I was in college I got my first research job in the math department. I was a student in the physics department. The professor leading the project was young, but already building a reputation that would bring him to become a star of the department in later years. In the first social meet of the group there was this very bizarre looking lady not pretty at all. At all. I really wanted to impress the professor with my wits, so I approach him, point at the lady and say "Look at that lady. Poor thing. She looks like Leonid Brezhnev." He looks at me and says "That's my wife."

True story.

 

[JOHN72]

So…. How many divorces have you had?

Just a divorce, friend telescopes.

 

[sablebrush52]

Mine goes back to my college days. I was at lunch with my fiancée and two other women friends from class. My fiancée was being a bit of a smart ass and started complaining about my snoring, to which I replied "I don't snore!"

To which the other two women at the table said in unison, "Yes you do!!"

There was a moment of silence while everyone took in the implication of that moment before we all just started laughing.

 

[HawkeyeLinus]

I may have been stepping out of a deep bunker which caused my favorite trousers to rip up the back seam. Because I liked them so much but could only and barely get the waist closed if I didn't have the added bulk of the waistband of my boxers . . . . . . . . . . . . Needing something to wear for the next 90 minutes or so that didn't have people thinking of various phases of the moon I took off for the pro shop which did not sell pants of any kind and the only shorts were ladies drawstring shorts in a nice cream with some kind of raised nubby pattern. I don't understand why, 20 some years later, people still like to bring up the incident - must be anal about their memories.

Oh ... none of my friends, the young beverage cart girl present at the time, anyone at the clubhouse or parking lot, so far as I know, were psychologists.