Amazon Spoof on "50 Shades of Grey"

[oldreddog]

Its true that johnnyreb, as well as the beer goggles the Irish invented the pint rating system.
As in, "She/He is a 3 pinter...., or, I wouldn't feck her/him even with a barrel of Guinness in me belly"

 

[lordofthepiperings]

Dubliners- Seven Drunken Nights

 

[oldreddog]

Funny thing that song was banned for by the national broadcaster when it was rereleased in 1967,how things have changed, http://www.rte.ie/ten/news/2015/0205/678129-donegal-cinema-makes-no-decision-on-fifty-shades/

 

[lordofthepiperings]

I merely read the plot line from the wikipedia page. My girl had a huge laugh at it because I threw in some rather vulgar language along with a massive amount of swear words and a heavy dose of sarcasm. Other guys who've played hockey will have a good idea of what I'm talking about.

 

[johnnyreb]

"Based upon what I've heard "bear" bodies figure prominently in that film!"
Hunter,
My wife is all the time trying to drag me with her to see some chick flick that I could care less about. But she said the other night that if she sees this one she's going with some of her girlfriends; I ain't goin'!
Okay with me. Maybe I'll enjoy some benefit from it yet!

 

[huntertrw]

Apparently flooding was a problem well before this book was introduced, as is witnessed by the following:
Mike Douglas

 

[johnnyreb]

Emergency responders everywhere are bracing for increased calls of people needing their assistance after seeing the movie & experimenting at home.
http://www.nbc-2.com/story/28094610/fifty-shades-of-ouch-as-firefighters-brace-for-more-emergencies#.VN52VIZOKrU