Growing up in the middle of this constant Alabama/Auburn jihad has made me hate the damn sport with an undying fervent passion. It's practically a religion for the brainless here. People will actually fight over jokes made at their teams here. We've actually had to make it a rule that football, religion, and politics cannot be discussed in the shop, because none of these things can be "discussed," they fight over it. I hate it almost as much as I hate politics.
I tried to get into it, but all I see are guys in big plastic suits bumping onto each other. And, they barely ever even show the cheerleaders. You can't tell me that this is for real men. Men shouldn't spend so much time watching men. Give me girls beach volleyball any day over football.
I tried to get into it, but all I see are guys in big plastic suits bumping onto each other. And, they barely ever even show the cheerleaders. You can't tell me that this is for real men. Men shouldn't spend so much time watching men. Give me girls beach volleyball any day over football.